Crimson Handshake

When a girl who is menstruating uses her period blood as lubricant for a hand job.

She didn't have any Astro-glide, so I had to ask her for a Crimson Handshake.

by onejackofff July 24, 2007

alabama crimson tide

More National Championships than any other College football team (13 time champions) also had the greatest coach of all times Paul'Bear'Bryant

Hey Nigger, who is the most Dominant team in SEC History! Sir,That would be Alabama Crimson Tide, Master!

by RollTideRoll July 29, 2003

Crimson Grin

The act of putting a piece of broken glass or sometimes a razor blade inside someone's mouth, then punching them in the jaw to shred the inside of their mouths. Usually used as a torture method.

Erik caught his girlfriend cheating so he gave both her and the guy a crimson grin

by Gz-TeRRoR November 27, 2010

crimson shocker

A Shocker that can only be performed once a month...

Also a very good wand in World of Warcraft.

Captain Orgasmo gave the crimson shocker to Miss Menstrual and she loved it!

by Ocktavius April 19, 2006

cris

The cool term for meth at a party.

" Pardon me, would you happen to have some cris"

by ricky belton April 5, 2007

crimson king

the act of yanking a female's tampon from her vagina and slapping her upon the face with it, leaving a crimson mark.

That bitch tried to talk back to me last night, so I gave her a crimson king.

by slothboyck October 15, 2004

school yard crips

a crip gang known for hangin out at da "World on Wheels in south central la. one of there main rivals is da NHC sixty crips

dem school yard crips is bitches. when da 60's went up to world on wheels dey didnt do shit

by southcentralian July 21, 2004