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Clayton Crites

A synonym for "gimp" or "gimpy".

Derived from a fat white kid that made the high school golf team on his third attempt (Junior year); this is mostly characterized by his gimped left arm, which he can't straighten.
Jesus, his golf swing is a Clayton Crites.

Holy shit man, when Jeff has got a Clayton Crites shot.
by Skip & Dorgan March 17, 2005
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compost critter

An extremely unattractive woman, the compost critter is a nocturnal creature that creeps through bars looking for her next victim to take home, and rarely takes 'no' for an answer. The compost critter is rotund, with nappy hair and an oily face. Some have described the compost critter as a mix between the mud turtle and the cougar.
I would never hook up with her; she's a compost critter.
by laxkracka December 22, 2008
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Business Critical

'Business Critical' is THE highest level of critical. It comes higher than 'critical' 'uber critical' & 'life & death critical' on the scale of all things critical
If something is 'business critical' you have to do it no matter what. You should trample on your own family if that is what it takes to get it done!
by Nando19 July 8, 2010
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Self criticism

When one with insecurities tends to expose them, usually not knowing that others know and not find the attempt at a self roast funny.
Chloe used self criticism as an attempt to be funny.
by Dratical April 20, 2021
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pigeon critique

The act of critiquing something without meaningfully explaining a better alternative.
To put it more bluntly: fly in, shit all over everything, fly out. A pigeon critique.
by Michael VII September 3, 2021
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donut critic

A person that names shops that are better than the donuts currently in front of him. A person that receives self esteem by criticizing the donut choices of others.
Stop being the donut critic. We know you think another shop has better donuts.
by Outfox prevention November 24, 2021
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Cano critter clapper

The act of farting into a woman's vagina and her queefing it back out.
Man I just gave my girl a Cano critter clapper!
by Coco85 November 13, 2022
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