credit card

1: (n) A piece of plastic with an intangible monetary value behind it.

2: (v) The act of falling on your skateboard when it is in an upright position between your legs, thus giving any spectators the impression that you are swiping your ass with it. This can be followed by pain either in the testicular or anal regions.

by rumbletag December 30, 2002

credit card roulette

A game of chance to decide which person pays for a restaurant meal. Every party contributes a credit/debit card into a hat and the waiter/waitress removes one card at time. The last card removed pays the entire bill.

We played credit card roulette at breakfast and DJ's card was the last one picked. He had to pick up the 200 dollar tab and since he is unemployed the California taxpayers provided the meal.

by Awesomes007 July 22, 2008

creditcarded

means almost got yo nuts blasted. comonly used for skateboarders.

bro I almost got creditcarded when i was board sliding that hand rail.

by RCWEEZY October 21, 2006

credit check

when you swipe your hand through someone's ass like a credit card. THEN smell hand and say "wow, you've been approved"

You have just been Credit Checked!

by flanstar February 28, 2005

Black Man Credit Card

A 9mm handgun used for the sole purpose of a black person getting his/her way by stealing shit. Cannot be used by a person of another ethnicity because they dont like to steal, only black people do.

Jim: "Here ill pay the tab"
Daequon: "No its okay i got it with my credit card yo"
Jim: "Your black man credit card"
Daequon: "Yeee"
(Pulls out handgun)
Daequon: "Give me all yo money kracka"

by loganf221 June 4, 2010

credit card roulette

A game of chance to decide which person pays for a restaurant meal. Every party contributes a credit/debit card into a hat and the waiter/waitress removes one card at time. The last card removed pays the entire bill.

We played credit card roulette at breakfast and DJ's card was the last one picked. He had to pick up the 200 dollar tab and since he is unemployed the California taxpayers provided the meal.

by Awesomes007 April 26, 2006

credit card bitch

( very misogynistic): the female version of a paypig in a female dominated relationship

I d rather be a payout and a gentleman at the same time than have a my cougar also be my credit card bitch.

by Sexydimma August 31, 2016