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cowboy bob 

A lazy bastered who failed out of Shepherd College and spends most of his days not showering, trying to get laid, smoking weed, or getting drunk.
Cowboy is known for thinking he is cool but in reality he is like Bigfoot int he respect that everyone talks about him but doesn't want to see him plus thye both smell like shit

He is known for yelling Yehaw, and for his outits as well. If you see a man in a cowboy hat a redskins jersey, dirty jeans, and sandals run
"Oh man who invited Cowboy Bob to the party"
cowboy bob by biznass July 25, 2004
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Cowboy Dan 

A random person that shows up to your house party uninvited and tries to steal booze.
you: what the fuck, did Cowboy Dan just steal my Jack Daniels?
Cowboy Dan by Kbot1173 March 19, 2008

cowboy caviar

Montana's Tendergroin steakmeat, for the hicksvillians!
Cowboy caviar is a pun on what countrypolitans flash as their new-found riches!

cowboy 6in 

A military word used to describe a leader who is totally out of his mind and worthless.
Once again he's cowboy 6in it in Afghanistan again.
cowboy 6in by texas April 7, 2005

Cowboy Cocksucker 

1.) An alcoholic drink, usually served in a shot - made from Bailey's, Kahlua, and buttershots (sometimes with vodka)

2.) The two main characters from the movie "Brokeback Mountain"
1.) When she got to the bar, Lacy ordered a Cowboy Cocksucker.

2.) The characters from "Brokeback Mountain" could also be called cowboy cocksuckers.

cowboy up 

Bruce Lee: Cowboy up motherfucker!
Jose Contreras: I'm halfway to Heavington, but get me a Jim
Bruce Lee: No, get it yourself

cowboy max 

This is basicle the same thing as a cowboy dan but, it has a twist. Instead of sticking yer finger up someones butthole and yelling cowboy dan, you stick yer dick up there butthold and yell cowboy max.
Max: Want a cowboy max?
Subject 1: ummm....sure
*max wips his thingy out*
Subject 1:omg! Max! put that thing away!
cowboy max by Daniel Pritschow November 10, 2004