couch smashing

When two or more individuals engage in intense acts of fucking on a piece of house furniture such as a couch.

I was the last man standing at Matts party last night so that slut bag Sarah rewarded me with a couch smashing session.

by Ihama Cocksuka March 14, 2007

couch monger

A person who refrains from leaving the couch at a party due to extreme inebriation and/or social awkwardness.

Friend #1: Wow, he is trashed.

Friend #2: Yeah, he's quite the couch monger.

by Noraa May 27, 2007

turkey couch

a couch that is so comfortable that when you sit on it, it feels like you just ate turkey, and you get sleepy and relaxed. may also be used to describe a comfy chair.

"What happened? You were supposed to meet me 3 hours ago!"

"Sorry, I sat down on the turkey couch and fell asleep."

by Hillary Claire November 8, 2007

Velvet Couch

The all involving, all defining street culture king of Brisbane.

Velvet Couch c*nt, and we're stopping the nation

by skonevc February 7, 2009

couch thirty

Almost like beer thirty, except it's the bitter sweet time of day where you and your couch hang out just before you hit the sack.

Couch thirty comes after beer thirty, but before bed thirty.

by Jergense October 31, 2013

couch jumper

A person who attempts to cover up his or her homosexuality by marrying someone of the opposite sex. See Tom Cruise

Mark: Did you hear that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting a divorce?

Steve: Yeah, it's no big surprise, though. Everyone knows he's a couch jumper.

by Dr. Rockett July 2, 2012

Couch Gang

When the elite group from couch gang go looking for facebook live videos trying to buy a couch that had been promised.

Links include:

1. I was sent here from your craigslist ad
2. Mike Hunt sent me
3. Mike Hurt sent me ( Sectional 8 couches )
4. Ashanti sent me here for a couch

The Elite group of couch gang will wait until the auctionee places their shoe on their head to begin auction. Sectional 8 couches usually draw the best response.

Bro! I just got hit by the couch gang on my live vid! I ain’t go no damn couch!

by MmmmBobs January 18, 2018