constant as the north star

unwavering in position or resolve. usually uttered before brutal stabbing death.

The SGA President said he was as constant as the north star before being stabbed 33 times by his VP and CFO. They then started a slush fund.

by robert mcnamara August 12, 2004

Constipational

The belief that the Constitution is a perfect and totally infallible document. Also the belief that the Constitution allows everyone to do almost anything they like as long as it doesn't "hurt" anyone else, at least as long it doesn't seem to hurt anyone else in libs' eyes. Also, they take their interpretation of the Constitution to be the only possible interpretation, when in fact there are many different interpretations of the Constitution. Why do you think Supreme Court judges differ on what they think the Constitution means?

Constipational people don't want to listen to rational arguments or different interpretations of the Constitution. A constipational person will argue for abortion rights and same-sex marriage and use the Constitution to try to prove their point.

by Adel7 January 3, 2008

atlanta urinal constipation

Constipating in a urinal in Atlanta, Georgia

I just suffered from Atlanta urinal constipation

by Santobrad May 22, 2008

Mask Constipation

When some selfish fellows or anti-maskers find it so hard to take out their face mask to wear it in public until they are threatened with a fine by the police if they refuse to do so.

Some unvaccinated religious zealots or diehard conspiracists would rather go to jail than pay a fine for refusing to don a mask in crowded places, which is a big concern for the authorities as these covidiots refuse to hear anything about mask constipation.

by MathPlus May 26, 2021

Text Message Constipation

When you receive your cell phone texts long after they were sent to you.

I woke up this morning and and 50 new messages. Too bad they were all from last week. My cell phone had some serious text message constipation.

by Horny Johnny March 27, 2011

constipation

An asshole who is full of shit; a mean, cocky person who tells nonsense stories to try and make himself look better.

He keeps talkin' all that good shit but he's really just an arrogant douchebag spewing a bunch of b.s.. Can you say, "constipation?"

by katiekins October 13, 2008

constantiam

A minecraft server run similarly to 2b2t but not related, The owner and admin is James Rustles

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Want to go play on constantiam?

by JoeyC9 November 12, 2017