And to Adam and Eve God spaketh thus ‘thou shalt haveth a game that is fair and just, thou shalt achieve victory through continuous placement of thine own teeth in a straight line in yonder rack of blue. When thine victory is attained, thy teeth shalt be removed form the rack of blue in thunderous crash to freeze thy blood and chill thy bones, and thou shalt obtain bragging rights over thine opponent and the game shalt commence once more with the contender whose tooth was verily placed second in the game thus placing their tooth foremost in the game. Henceforth this honorable contest shalt be named connect four’
"hello good sir, a game of connect four shall we?"
"connect four, have you heard of it?"
"ah! i now have bragging rights! due to your negligence in connect four!"
"connect four, have you heard of it?"
"ah! i now have bragging rights! due to your negligence in connect four!"
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When someone's Internet connection has become so unbearably bad that it is laughable and meme worthy. Insinuating that KMart wifi is not desirable.
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Any mental damage can affect a person physically
You know that person who jumped off a building because she got insulted? Yeah, the brain is connected to the heart anyway.
You know that person who jumped off a building because she got insulted? Yeah, the brain is connected to the heart anyway.
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