Girl Conditioner

"Girl Conditioner" is a piece of indie gay slang used humorously or ironically to point out that someone's hair is dry, brittle, or otherwise in need of serious moisture and care. The phrase implies that the person isn't using enough-if any-conditioner.

“How does my hair look for the club tonight? Is it giving mother?”

“Girl Conditioner…”

by anastasiabeverlyhillbilly May 25, 2025

airy condity

airy condity is an individual who pulls all the baddies and also a bottom

that guy is such an airy condity

by evil airy condity September 30, 2025

critical condition

A term meaning "almost dead"

His grandma's alive, she's just in critical condition.

by CigaroCigaroCigar November 18, 2025

the Stanley Dean condition

When you are at the age in your life when you arent too old to still get an errection, but can longer ejaculate anything more than a puff of air.

These days JJ has been experiencing "the Stanley Dean condition". At least he doesnt need to use condums anymore.

by ut4wade November 1, 2010

Talk to the conductor

Usually referred to as the conductor of the "Addy Train". The train you get on when you need to "get on that zoomazooma-zoom-zoom". Talking to the conductor of the train gives you special abilities beyond just "Riding the Train". It allows you to crank the speed of it up to about Mach 3.

"What's got into you today bro, you're going 100 miles an hour today?"

"This morning I knew I wasn't feelin like gettin shit done so I had to hop on that traaiiin and talk to the conductor!!!"

"Word"

by nibblegnome September 25, 2011

Meraz-Lerma Condition

The state in which a person constantly wears/ buys unbuttoned shirts and deep v-necks, and is obsessed with guitar strings.

Man that guys v is too deep I could see his chest hair. He definitely has the Meraz-Lerma Condition.

by WhiteLightning January 25, 2019

fecal brain condition

Medical term for shit for brains.

Dan came back from the hospital. Turns out he's got fecal brain condition.

by Cpugh March 2, 2019