colander

When one ear has so many piercings that is equal amounts holes and flesh

Damn that girl has colanders for ears!

by ColanderCook August 14, 2020

Colander

A way to describe someone with a terrible short term memory.
The information "drains" out just as fast as it came in.

Person: Okay the code is 123.
Person 15 seconds later: Damn was the code 321..?
Person: Oh damnit I'm such a colander!

by GrooveTorped March 28, 2021

Colander

You can drain rice. When it fills up, your most loved one is gone too! Share this to start a vegan life.

A: Have- have- have you seen the colander, I want to drain the rice.
B:Sure, it is in the garage.

by MIGegt October 15, 2021

collandra

Collanra's mostley have bad tempers,very bitchy attitude and is bratty at times, but is very reliable and trusting.

Collandra is my hot tempered best friend.:)

by FACTS TO THE MAX November 23, 2021

hollanders_marvelz

People support her for everyday and even if she doesn't post daily people talk about her 💞

E.g
Girl:"I'm worried.."
Boy: Why?
Girl:"hollanders_marvelz hasn't posted but i still support her"💞

by hollanders_marvelz November 28, 2021

Colander

Macaroni stay, water go to hell.

Use a Colander to strain the noodle water.

by JoeyDGumba December 12, 2025

jet callander

The foolish guy who is in mad love for a girl named Alyssa. Jet can't help falling for her because Alyssa is an angel that walks among humans.

Tyler: "Woow, you're still in love with Alyssa, Jet Callander?"

by RoastingKid1907 January 10, 2017