cold cupboard

The fridge. Typically the fridge where the beers are.

Oi Ash! Get us a couple of cans out of the cold cupboard ya dog!

by SquirrelNuts84 June 22, 2020

Cold dickings

Someone that manages to turn any situation into an awkward situation by appearing extremely uncomfortable, making insulting comments while wishing they were at home playing WOW

He's a cold dickings, standing alone in a knitted jersey humming the themesong of world or war craft. He's no hot dickings.

by fanbake December 14, 2011

Cold Airey

A cold Airey is when you get a clutch on warzone and accidentally crap your pants in the heat of the moment.

We were the third squad left. I was getting proper rapey with the fennec then someone merked me with a precischzy. I literally shit my boccys. It was a Cold Airey. Oops.

by Angus McPantySniffer January 15, 2023

cry cold

An extremely low temperature that, when you are exposed to it, makes you actually feel like bursting into tears.

"It's cry cold out there!!"

by Natacia Noel December 22, 2008

Cold Pillow

When a person or thing feels extremely good.

"Yo, that herb is hella cold pillow." "I cant get up this couch is too cold pillow." "The other side of the pillow is super cold pillow."

by crantron March 18, 2015

cold motorhoming

Parking a cold face into a busty woman's cleavage. No motion or noise is required unlike motorboating.

While waiting in a line to a club when it's cold outside...
Girl: My boobs are cold, why did I wear such a low cut shirt?
Boy: My face is cold
Girl: We could be cold motorhoming instead of complaining

by Adam D. Matthews February 21, 2013

cold second

The opposite of a hot sec

Boy 1: yo you remember tiffany?
Boy 2: yah didn’t you date for a cold second?
Boy 1: yah worst 6 months of my life

by raiderzvb September 15, 2018