Cobaine and Cocaina (Dumb): The First Release To A Juvenile

What I call homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cobaine and Cocaina (Dumb): The First Release To A Juvenile

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Kert Cobain

The seat behind shotgun in a car as a reference to his suicide

Guy 1: I call shotgun!

Guy 2: I call kert Cobain!

by That_dude_darell March 3, 2020

kurt cobain

the hottest guy ever

person 1: OMG KURT COBAIN IS SO HOT!!!!
person 2: ikr?????

by foxy_6471 November 16, 2023

The Kurt Cobain Game

It’s like Russian Roulette but with a shotgun and all the shells are live

My girlfriend just broke up with me, I think I’m going to play the Kurt Cobain Game now.

by Dr. BootyMuncher January 29, 2024

Cobaining

When you blow a load onto your own face after jerking off.

“Doing it the Hemingway” is another acceptable term.

Clancy: Dude, I was strangling my one-eyed underpants-worm last night and ended up totally Cobaining myself.

Gunther: That’s disgusting dude I didn’t need to know that.

Clancy: Jokes on you, the skin on my face has never been smoother.

by Oatnut June 29, 2019

Kurt Cobain

When you're having a wank and you accidentally shoot your load in your own face.

Man that was powerful I just totally Kurt Cobained it

by digitalchaos April 25, 2022

Kurt Cobain

When you shotgun a Rockstar energy drink.

Bro he did a Kurt Cobain and totally rallied last night

by Tanklin December 30, 2021