My girlfriend Kirsten told me to go to the bar and grab a cocker and I am now facing criminal charges for sexual assault. I wish I knew she meant a Cosmo.
by Carly Wild February 12, 2009
Get the cocker mug.Sex move; the girl's hair is in pigtails to cover her ears and having sex doggystyle. The male rolls up a newspaper and if she makes a noise he hits her on the nose; the male yelling "no" while hitting her on the nose is optional
My new girlfriend Jenn was too loud having sex so I had to cocker spaniel her to teach her not to be so loud.
by Shorty in Chicago November 13, 2011
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Get the Coker mug.Cupcaking to the extreme. Skipping parties, sporting events, other manly things, to cupcake with a girl.
Kevin....Why did you skip the party Friday night?
Drew..... I was hanging out with Jodi
Kevin.... Im changing your name to Caker McCakerson, bitch
Drew..... I was hanging out with Jodi
Kevin.... Im changing your name to Caker McCakerson, bitch
by Emerson Monroe April 8, 2010
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Jose: hey essay you seen BIll.
Juan: Oh, the carmel cracker.
Jose: yeah him.
Juan:haven't seen him.
Jose: hey essay you seen BIll.
Juan: Oh, the carmel cracker.
Jose: yeah him.
Juan:haven't seen him.
by Farmer_jack January 13, 2017
Get the carmel craker mug.The male form of a cougar, most frequently seen with under aged girls. Preferably girls between the ages of 14-16. Cockerspaniels are usually well endowed and have big wallets! The most common cockerspaniels are found in the janitorial profession. These men are dangerous! and should be left for those young girls who know how to handle them! (like us)
Woah! Look at that cockerspaniel, i want his digits!
Woah! You'll have to meet my neighbor, he's such a cockerspaniel!
Hold on! My cockerspaniel is texting me.
Let's go meet my cockerspaniel at the pizza place.
Woah! You'll have to meet my neighbor, he's such a cockerspaniel!
Hold on! My cockerspaniel is texting me.
Let's go meet my cockerspaniel at the pizza place.
by Mrs.Cockerspaniel May 4, 2009
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also known as chewbaccas rubbermaid revenge
mostly known to happen in chillecothe , but can happen around the world
also known as chewbaccas rubbermaid revenge
mostly known to happen in chillecothe , but can happen around the world
by dan816 September 10, 2008
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