Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?

Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!

by anonymous October 17, 2021

Bail Out ClapEm

When you jump out shooting with intent to kill and no sympathy for the person.

"We Bail Out ClapEm, on my dead cousin" "He couldn't run"

by Killtecs December 23, 2024

Bail Out ClapEm

When you jump out a car shooting with intent to kill and no remorse for the person.

We Bail Out ClapEm On My Dead Cousin He Couldn't Run!!

by Killtecs December 23, 2024

Lather you up like a Clydesdale

When you roll a Mica around in butter and dust her with PCP and smack her on the ass and watch her run down the Novus.

What a great pool party!!! I can’t wait to Lather you up like a Clydesdale tonight!!

by LauraLove941 November 29, 2019

Mr. Clape

A Mr. Clape is a male specie that selflessly cares about the others even though they don't know that much about a person. They are socially awkward but have a good heart and want other people to feel happy.

I really want to find a Mr. Clape in my life.

Yesterday, I met a Mr. Clape since he was super caring with me and the girls.

by callamierda July 3, 2020