Double barrel cluster fuck

A cluster fuck of grand proportions. When everything is fucked up in a major way.

Traffic today in downtown NYC was nearly impossible to get through. Talk about a double barrel cluster fuck!

Cluster fuck clusterfuck snafu fubar shit storm

Double barrel cluster fuck by Halfbreed Hammer November 10, 2015

cluster fuck 

Military origin, but in general usage.

A total and complete failure due to someone's idiocy.

Also known as "Charlie Foxtrot".

Don't let Jon touch that computer, he's a walking Charlie Foxtrot.

cluster fuck by CF May 1, 2003

Clusterfucktabulous! 

An optional answer for someone involved in a clusterfuck when they're asked how it's going.

"How it going with that project?"
"It's clusterfucktabulous!"

Clusterfucktabulous! by Shockman February 25, 2006

clusterfukasaurus 

Another name for the Interstate - 25 construction project AKA "T-R.E.X. (TRansportation EXpansion Project)" in Denver, CO.

See, when they put the "Broadway Exit Closed" signs up AFTER the Colorado exit, knowing FULL WELL that no one in their right mind is going to exit on University in the midst of the construction basically what you get at Sante Fe/Alameda is a real clusterfukasaurus.

clusterfukasaurus by clareaberra February 20, 2007

Cluster Fuck 

Chaos. Anything that is occuring in a haphazardly. The situation is not even thinking about dreaming about having a sense of order. A clustering of items (usually people) in a fucked up way.

When people are trying to get off an airplane and retrieve their baggage from the overhead bins... that is a cluster fuck.

Cluster Fuck by alllwant April 21, 2005

clusterfucilitation

\ˈkləs-tər-ˌˈfək-ˌsil-ə-ˈtā-shən\

The term is broadly used to describe any activity that makes tasks for others difficult or near impossible to complete.

It is used in business and organizational settings to ensure the designing and running of completely confusing meetings. Usually led by 2 or more people with diverging opinions of the purpose of said meeting. Subsequently resulting in the lack of clear action items or coherent communications. Making the entire experience useless for all involved.

Alternate spelling(s): clusterfuckcilitation, clusterfuxilitation

What just happened? So many people were talking over each other I have no idea who was running the meeting. I feel like I know less about our business approach than when I entered the room. That was such a clusterfucilitation!

clusterfucilitation by jksurfer September 19, 2009

Clustrafuck 

A large group of people that seem to get in the way no matter what angle you attempt to take to get through it. Tends to block main entrances or lobby areas in any type of building.

Todd: Hey man! You were late for our Dad's Make A Difference class at the CC!

Gary: I know dude, there was a giant clustrafuck right outside the main entrance. I was about ready to plow over everyone.

Clustrafuck by Mrpissedoffatpeople March 14, 2012