clunker savings

Windfall money garnered from participating in the Clunkers for Cash Program.

Honey, I think that I will take our clunker savings, and build a man cave so I can stay out of your hair when your mom comes over, ok, honey dearest?

by Guido1 August 23, 2009

clunkware

Software that isn't deliberately made to be malware but by it's function slows your computer/device enough to make it not worth using.

For example, Blackberry BBM Enhanced Symbols, an integrated menu that gives you a huge array of smilies and other symbols but bogs your smartphone down.

-Did Joe send you the link for the BBM Enhanced Symbols menu?
-Yeah. I uninstalled it though, it's clunkware.
-Joe should be beaten.
-Yes, yes he should.
-I'll fetch the truncheon.
-And I shall prepare the oranges. For halftime.

by Poustman July 12, 2010

Clunkett

CL-un-KET Pieces of poop stuck in your bum hairs. Very common in dogs

Urgh I've got a Clunkett

Oh man I've got to have a bath these clunketts are killing me
cling-on

Don't put the dog on me it's got clunketts

by Frogandpig December 8, 2015

Clunkin

Clunkin means high as hell or another way of saying “Tripping”

It goes after how a machine can “Clunk” which means it does not work correctly which is the same thing when you are high.

“Have you seen Jerome I heard he’s Clunkin hard”
“Man I am Clunkin off my ass right now”

by LilBoocemeister March 28, 2021

chunkchilla

a chunkchilla is cute fat girl. It comes from a cross between chunky, describing the size of the girl, and chinchilla, which is the cute little animal that you want to pet. In essence, making the girl cute enough that you want to pet her.

Yo, check out that shorty over there. She sure is a chunkchilla.

by los121271 December 8, 2007

chunkilunkily

used to describe someone who is chunky, and fat.

OH GOD! DID YOU SEE HER STOMACH?! IT LOOKS ALL CHUNKILUNKILY!

by Branday February 20, 2009

chunkmeist

pronounced "chunk mighst" like "might" but with an 's' before the final consonant.

1. one who is very large in mass; also has a very high body fat percentage.
Chunkmeists typically have huge manboobs that can be mistaken for oddly shaped breasts of women.

1. "Did u see eric after practice? he took his shirt off and wow, he is quite the chunkmeist!"

by horskie March 30, 2009