The Classic Belorussian Bender

When you have an erection, you bend the hard penis like you are cracking a glowstick to make it glow

TIM's Oh so ever HAIRy penis experienced first taste of The Classic Belorussian Bender

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 8, 2023

The Classic Moldovan Worm

The toothpick up the penis, wait till it bleeds tape closed the tip, and let the blood flow out like an orgasm

The Classic Moldovan Worm is a tactic often used by Moldovan KGB officials to get cum samples from BeastChild

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 8, 2023

Kansas City Classic

An unfortunate instance in which you're in the heat of the moment with a significant other, yet can't get erect.

I was with Sarah last night, but I pulled a real Kansas City Classic!

by ViagaraMan420 July 8, 2017

coca cola classic

A drink that rots your teeth and should be banned but it makes a lot of money for the corrupt government so they won't ban it.

I lost all my teeth cuz of coca cola classic

by Weal donald twump August 2, 2017

Good Ol' Classic

To shit on one's chest while they make cookies and watch south park with you.

Bro I hung out with Ashley and I gave her a fat Good Ol' Classic

by _CheekClapper_69 April 29, 2019

The Jeffery Paul Grasso Classic

You put canes sauce in a man’s asshole and eat it out with a chicken tender.

Did you The Jeffery Paul Grasso Classic him last night?
Ya for sure it was great.

by Jdjdjdjdjdsjkaosbevr April 14, 2023

classic rock

classic rock is a genera of music from 1950's to 1970's. it is NOT gay 80's hair bands with stupid followers who dont even know a single alblum by their band of choice. my favorite band is Pink Flyod for their trulely revolutionary sounds. im 13 and like clasic rock cus every song is diferent & not about sex,drugs(rapers just sing about drtgs, & dont do them), and cutting in every song. also their is enough good clasic rock 2 have 1500+ songs on my iPod (not obsessed w/ vinyl).

note: i wrote this on my PSP so excuse spelling...
and gangsta dude...ur what i call an idiot
black guy- rap owns classic rock
me- eirik(yes its EIRIK) ur an oreo! his mom is white

by trottingtree September 12, 2008