Catching Jokes

Used by some to describe the regular consumption of alcohol to excess, rendering one incapable of motor control or muscular integrity. Despite the suggestion implicit in the phrase, there is in fact nothing amusing or comical about such a situation. It is in fact a dark and rather pathetic state of affairs.

Use of phrase especially favoured by alcoholic apologists. (See dickhead)

"I am just catching jokes"

by H638391 May 18, 2008

catch this block

when someone is irritating you on social media to the point where you want to block them, so you say "catch this block" to the person.

catch this block sis!

by urfavlatina January 21, 2017

catch the neck

to get a blowjob from a willing female

yo i caught the neck from your sister.......aye shorty can i catch the neck

by huge cock guy June 19, 2007

catch me fuck me's

The term given to Physical Training shorts issued to US Special Operations personnel during training. These one of a kind shorts are extremely short and have a specially tailored cut that ensures the wearers genatalia to show during numerous exercises. Comes in sexy OD Green. Also knows as "Ranger Panties". They closely resemble Richard Simmon's work out shorts.

Dude, why was sergeant Johnson wearing those "catch me fuck me's" at Organization Day? I though he left the Ranger Batt a year ago... they looked totally gay.

by SOCOMdaddy April 20, 2008

Catch a Charge

To perform an act that can result in legal problems.

Amie: I'm so mad at Alison, next time I see her, I'm going to kick her in the face.

Jeff: You ready to catch a charge over her punk ass?

by MaryJane123 December 10, 2005

bullet catcher

Used to refer to members of the military. Usually refers to members of an infantry unit or any other high speed dangerious unit such as special forces. Most often used to describe members of the Army or Marines or members of other branches who endure a large number of casualties.

John: I've been thinking about joining the Army and hopefully going infantry.

Tom: Good Luck. I'd join with you but being a bullet catcher really isn't my thing.

by that<one>guy March 3, 2010

Clit Catcher

A large gap between a persons 2 front teeth.

Did you see the clit catcher on David Letterman?

by giamKS January 1, 2008