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welfare case

1. someone who lives off of another person or persons for a very long time and has no responsibilities when it comes to paying bills.

2. a person that doesn't have a job and lives off of someone else for a very long time without paying for their half of the bills.

3. leech; moocher; parasite; charity case
Person1: "How can Jared go on vacation? I thought he doesn't have a job."

Person2: "Oh, that's nothing new. Jared is a welfare case. He lives off of everyone else. Didn't you know that?"
by Dancing Baby August 26, 2009
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LB Cakes

LB being the abbreviation for pound (in the case referring to rough sex ie: she got pounded) and Cakes short for Pink Pancakes as defined on this site. Thus LB CAKES = Pounding out a females private area.
Guy 1: Wat did you do last night?
Guy 2: Son I met this cute ass red bone chick!
Guy 1: Word?! Did you LB CAKES ?

Guy 2: Nah, her nappy headed friend was cock blockin!
by Lemarcus November 2, 2009
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Pencil Case

A receptacle, usually a small bag, or rather, a "case," used to contain pencils, as well as pens, markers, other obscure writing utencils. Also contained may be stationary items such as white out, white out tape, highlighters, paper clips, scissors, post-it notes, mini post-it notes, brightly colored post-it notes, post-it notes in fun shapes, mini staplers, mini staples, mini rulers, mini tape measurers, protractors, compasses, mini calculators, and the odd brad or two. Some students like to store their breathmints (preferred brand: vicky's mints) and/or pieces of gum in their pencil cases for easy access.
Pencil cases are available in a variety of shapes, sizes, colors, and patterns, usually a bit longer than the length of a pencil. Everyone has a practical use for one. Young third grade students may use the larger, plastic models to store their crayolas and gluesticks, while disgruntled eighth period honors precalc/ trigonometry teachers have a more complex model with many zippers and straps to organize contents. A dandy surprise content of a teenage student's pencil case would be a condom.
Sarah: "Meghan, wherever shall I store my pencil, mini colored fun shaped post-it notes, vicky's mints, and condom?"
Meghan: "Why, in your pencil case silly!"
by looking4inspiration March 19, 2005
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Oh my god who the hell cares

Used by Peter Griffin. A girl talks about her Malibu Stacy doll, according to Peter, but nobody cares about it.
I will be using: OMG instead of Oh my god in Oh my god who the hell cares, because of the way he said: Oh my god. It was like a teenage girl would on sweet sixteen or on the on the internet. Just imagine it.

"This is my Malibu Stacy doll, she comes with a comb and an extra dress !"a young girl exclaimed happily

To which peter replies, "OMG Who the hell cares ?"
by TakaD August 22, 2011
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Case Western Reserve University

It is the only university on the country where having a better computer is more important than a girlfriend.
Don't show up at the library without an up to date lapop and ipod.
by Ellen Kay May 13, 2005
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careswell

normaly a boy which has homosexual tendencies, but trys to hide this by act masculine when around peers.
i think he's a careswell.
by dictionary geek August 17, 2009
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Cakesauced

Dak- Yoo, are you going over to the frat tonight?
Neil- Yeah man I'm going to get cakesauced af.
Dak- Niceeeeee.
by Dakintosh September 4, 2015
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