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Johnny Walker Candle

An extreme form of tealight. Pour a shot of Johnny Walker Black Label (or whiskey of your choosing) into a small plastic disposable cup. Set alight to the rim of the cup. The plastic will burn until it sets fire to the whiskey, at which point a blue flame will appear and burn for approximately one hour. Be careful with fire, kids. This is also not very good for the environment or your personal economy. Plastic should be recycled not burned, and Johnny Walker should be drunk and not burned. It is very beautiful, on the other hand.
Man, we made some Johnny Walker Candles last night. They burnt for hours and we ran out of whiskey
by TheGoochifier December 18, 2016
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Lighting the Candle

When you're at the crib with your woman and you need to let your homie know that he needs to lay back for a while and stay low.
Don't front bro, I am lighting the candle so you know you gotta stay away until I'm done.
by wolverheel October 30, 2016
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Candle

A fireplace that you can afford
" Dude, nice candle."
" Thanks, wanna roast marshmallows?"
" Totally
by ArandomPyromaniac January 8, 2021
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Roman candle

When you want your sex life to be ‘on fire’ so you light a candle and stick it in your partners ass while dripping hot wax on their nipples.
‘When keffory gets really excited, he begs me to light him up like a Roman Candle!’
by Sparkle prncs December 12, 2021
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Candles!

Have you heard of the word "lit"??...yeah "candles!" is just an upgrade level.
Dude did you watch that movie? Wasn't it good?
Good? dude...it was damn candles!
by Luffy Hana July 11, 2018
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Ukrainian Birthday Candle

A burning fuel tanker on a train, especially one lit up for Putin's birthday.
The Crimean Bridge saw a train full of Ukrainian Birthday Candles on October 8.
by mub1002 October 8, 2022
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Hand candle

Hand candle is another word for a dick or penis
Do you want me to puor my hot wax on you from my hand candle
by BIGNIGNIPS July 26, 2023
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