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Whale Wax Candles

Candles made of whale wax (hardened fat and oil) known for their inducement of Tumblertoopler, along with an enhancement of libido/sex drive
Are th-those... Whale Wax Candles? Oh w-wow...
by porkcathedral96ALLAH! April 21, 2025
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candle treatment

when a man unleashes a very large unhumanly amount of jizzum on or around ones face
damn that chick just got the candle treatment .... i feel soooo bad for her!!!!!
by zach and scott June 14, 2008
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Lighting a candle

"Dude, did you just light a candle in my hot tub?"
"Yeah, sorry man, I've been lighting a candle the whole time, the jets were of."
by Omega Supreme July 16, 2024
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Yankee candle

The act of taking laxatives and then pooping the liquid shart onto the females pubic hairs. After you shart onto the pubic hairs you must light the liquid poop covered pubic hairs on fire than proceed to eat her out.
Tyler: Can we spice it up in the bed giving brain is getting boring

Jessica: Sure take some laxatives and give me the yankee candle

Tyler: Sounds fun!!!!
by White frosting December 7, 2020
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Votive candle

Your wife buys votive candle for a votive candle holder and buys the wrong size.. too big to fit thru the opening. You say give me that thing and i will make it work. She says i will give you one million dollars if you make it fit. So i take the candle out of the tin. Bend tin and place it into the holder. Then i take candle and shove it thru shaving a little off the sides. Reassemble candle into tin hand it to her and ask for that million.
That is my votive candle definition and story.
by Kuehlstein March 4, 2018
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candle tits

Concave tits with a nipple akin to a candle wick.
Them candle tits are so hot, imma light them.
by Vanilla bush December 18, 2024
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Shrek's Candle

When one ejaculates into someones ear and lets it harden. Once removed it can be used as a candle.
She said said fill all my holes so i put it in her ear and gave her that shrek's candle.
by Shrekzaddy July 1, 2022
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