buffer seat bitch

One who is of bitch nature as they attempt to invade another's buffer seat. This person is usually of jackass nature as well or known to be full of shit.

Guy 1: Hey did you see that jackass who sat next to me in seminar? Who the fuck does that?
Guy 2: Yeah that guy was a complete buffer seat bitch.

by PlatinumSpade January 24, 2011

Buffer Bitch

A person new to a social group, bringing along another unknown individual of lesser status than themselves, for the soul purpose of deflecting social hazing on the lesser individual.

I was going to a party where i didn't know anyone, so i brought my buffer bitch as a precaution.

by Helix-xenos March 14, 2011

Buffing The Finger

Rather than just "flicking the finger" at someone, Buffing The Finger involves the individual making an all too ostentatious and elaborate show of buffing up or polishing their middle finger finger nail; this in itself should be seen as part of the overall gesture. Given that the gesture itself is elaborate, it would do no harm to embellish the overall presentation of the digit with a quip such as "I made this for you... can you see your face in it?".

I saw she was buffing the finger at me so I polished up my retort...!

by Vengeful Spirit December 15, 2011

Buffing the chimp

The art of male masturbation once you mature enough to realize its cheaper to keep her and you resort to a regular schedule of buffing the chimp instead of chasing strange tail .

Lou took a half a day again today, I bet he's home buffing the chimp.

by Slump Daddy January 24, 2014

Buffer Kids

When someone who knows no one has a party and 'buffer kids' are invited to make the list seem bigger. Buffer kids are the kids normally invited to parties, so it doesn't seem weird if they come.

Classic, here comes the buffer kids

by ChaBoomBitch April 13, 2015

Buffet Hangover

The result of one eating until their stomach is at, or over, the limit of what it can contain. People commonly are diagnosed with "buffet hangover" at places where there is no limit to how much one can eat, such as a buffet or events/holidays which involve large quantities of food.

The common symptoms of "buffet hangover" include;
- laziness
- drowsiness
- stomach pains
- nausea

Depending on your age and what you ate, other symptoms may include;
- heart-burn
- food poisoning
- diarrhea
- excessive vomiting

Example 1:
"Man, I should not have went to that party on an empty stomach. I totally had a buffet hangover!"

Example 2:
"Jack had a buffet hangover at that new all-you-can-eat place. He spent all night barfing up a storm!"

by BrianDZ August 6, 2016

Buffer Couple

a couple who provides an assurance of companionship and conversation for any dinner/event...

We booked a group dinner, knowing that we were bringing our buffer couple.

by Hunjiman February 23, 2020