While having sex in a porto-potty, one (near ejaculation) shoves his partners head into the blue watery substance that often settles in the bottom of a newly cleaned porto-john. As he is near climax he will pull his partners head back up and ejaculate onto his/her face. creating a look similar to that of the face paint in the movie brave heart. Crying "FRREEEEEDOOMMMMM" is optional.
personA: "Why the hell is Sarah's face blue?"
personB: "I took her out to the porto-crapper and gave her the braveheart"
personA: "niceeee"
personB: "I took her out to the porto-crapper and gave her the braveheart"
personA: "niceeee"
by IndigoTrikes November 5, 2011
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mini-slut 1-"hey did u see brave new girl last nite?"
mini-slut 2-"oh yea, it was AWESOME i love britney spears!"
mini-slut 2-"oh yea, it was AWESOME i love britney spears!"
by mmmhmmm July 12, 2004
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A Person (usually female) who sells herself via the internet to anyone willing 2 buy.
They are usually looking 2 the get into a more developed country.
2)
A comment about someones foreign spouse, Mail order bride
A Person (usually female) who sells herself via the internet to anyone willing 2 buy.
They are usually looking 2 the get into a more developed country.
2)
A comment about someones foreign spouse, Mail order bride
by JimmmyD January 1, 2009
Get the Russian Bride mug.When faced with a tough life situation in which you have no other option than to face your adversary, one must brave well.
With enemies on all sides, accusing with lies and turning all forces of good against the innocent, our hero must face the challenge with courage and brave well.
by Tzvi Hirsch April 25, 2010
Get the Brave Well mug.To be destroyed, or smashed. Destruction usually caused by a drunken state. Does not work, will not start, write off, in the hospital are all phrases you will hear when someone or something is bivered.
Man I bivered my ankle jumping off that building, now they have to amputate. I bivered my car last night, and wrapped it around a telephone post. My snowmobile is bivered after driving it intoxicated. I'm just right bivered after the 26 of seagrums
by big tings poppin January 23, 2011
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Facebook examples:
Example 1
Jane Doe : "work is killing me. Can't wait for Friday to come."
Joan Smith replies to Jane Doe: " Friday's the day I get married!"
Joan Doe when talking to her best friend about the incident "Did you see Joan's reply to my last post? She totally bridejacked my status!"
Example 2
Jane Doe posts today : "Vacation is awesome- Bermuda is so warm!"
Joan Smith replies to Jane Doe: "I'd be jealous but I'm going to Florida on my honeymoon in 3 months."
Joan Doe: "stop bridejacking"
Example 1
Jane Doe : "work is killing me. Can't wait for Friday to come."
Joan Smith replies to Jane Doe: " Friday's the day I get married!"
Joan Doe when talking to her best friend about the incident "Did you see Joan's reply to my last post? She totally bridejacked my status!"
Example 2
Jane Doe posts today : "Vacation is awesome- Bermuda is so warm!"
Joan Smith replies to Jane Doe: "I'd be jealous but I'm going to Florida on my honeymoon in 3 months."
Joan Doe: "stop bridejacking"
by jagen0124 February 27, 2011
Get the bridejacking mug.The girlfriend of a crack user or dealer; typically very thin in appearance with a pale complection; has rabbit pelet sized bowel movements; dosent say much but can engage in intercourse for hours without achiveing orgasum.
by loulou69 March 28, 2012
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