Shat Bricks

To be utterly appalled, amazed, or stunned.

Jesus: "Watch as I turn this water into wine!"
*water changes to wine*
Onlooker: " Holy shit, he really did it. I just shat bricks"

by TheDudeguyman January 13, 2009

brick

A square unit of shit.

Johnny just shit a brick on his mothers face.

by Brickman March 20, 2003

brick

1. A guy that's a bitch.
2. A wannabe player that can't get any and is too conceited to see his face in the mirror!

Stop touching me you brick!
That brick needs to recognize!

by DeVilboi May 25, 2003

Brick

a hard building material used to guarentee sex, also used to signify to your friends a female is attractive.

See BYOB

Ex 1. Smurf, check out them bricks over there.
Ex 2. Guy: Hey, look over there. Girl: Where? Guy: Right there! Girl: I don't see anythi... *brick*

by Team_BYOB September 16, 2003

Social Brick

An individual who lacks basic social skills in conversation, often leading to dry ass small talk, making you want to smash their face in with a brick.

Simultaneously, talking to them is like talking to a brick.

I was talking to Patrick the other day, he’s such a social brick; he cannot keep a conversation alive and I want to hit him with a brick.

by D&Danny August 15, 2019

Deadass Brick

Deadass brick is when its mad cold ya balls about to fall off.

Yo bro its deadass brick

Bro: On god

Deadass Brick- Freezing balls

by yonger November 13, 2019

Brick and lick

When you go down on a chick, usually a stripper, post sex and get a little extra protein boost from your own nut.

Dude you took that stripper home?
Yeah man gave here the ol’ Brick and lick special.
Ahh nice man always good to have a little protein after a workout.

by Bonesauce February 23, 2020