brewing the tea

When someone's got tea to spill but they're gathering more information/getting it together in said persons mind OR drama has started and everyone else is waiting for the "tea" to finish "brewing".
"What's the tea sis?"
"I'm brewing the tea."

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"Dude did you hear what happened?"
"Yeah! Everyone's waiting for the tea to finish brewing."
by ThatFluffyUnicorn June 17, 2019
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cerebral brew

I need some cerebral brew.
by Bedouin Baby April 10, 2017
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home brewed water

A term used as a sexual innuendo to mean "sloppy wet sex at home".
Man, I had me some home brewed water last night.
by AzaleasSuck April 11, 2014
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Blended Brew

A kick ass Danish Rock band, they dont have many tracks but they have some solid songs such as "Laughing at your feet" and "Stoned Memories" with Jimmy Månsson as a lead vocalist and guitarist
Jimmy Månsson: Meeemories, i cant believe i was stoned
Person 1: Blended Brew is fucking amazing
Me: Ja, makker
by DragonDan August 01, 2019
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Brewing bovril

Filling a woman’s gaping asshole to the brim with that salty meat extract paste then pushing your hot meat stick into the cocktail of stool and meat paste for 3 mins let set and serve straight into your mouth
Oh blast my parents walked in on my and my stepsister brewing bovril
by Not Ian Paisley November 07, 2022
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brew skiz

The best podcast ever. It’s about an alien named Xion and robot named Brewbot. They drink beer and fuck shit up. It’s on spotify
Yo did you listen to Brew Skiz last night.

Hell yeah, Xion is such a dumbass.
by Cole2020 December 29, 2024
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Witch's Brew

A game involving two or more players and any number of drinks, fluids, whatever have you (note: this game is best played under the influence). Imagine hot potato, but replace your usual projectile with drinks, and swap out throwing a ball or whatever with spitting the liquid into the next player's mouth, otherwise known as the "witch's brew".

After the first player has gargled for 30 seconds, they spit into the next player's mouth, and are given the opportunity to add something to the brew. Spitting out the brew (the witch's brew equivalent of dropping the "hot potato") results in elimination. Rinse and repeat the process until someone either wins by swallowing the "witch's brew" (which requires at least 4 passes of the brew between players), or is the last one standing after all others have spat out the brew.
Brody: "Ayo, did you hear this bro?"
Terry: "Nah, what's up?"
Brody: "P Diddy just got exposed for hosting competitive games of Witch's Brew at his celebrity parties."
Terry: "Sick."
by candycrushcraze August 16, 2024
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