Agapé Boarding School

A cult boarding school in Stockton, Missouri that uses vulnerable boys for profit. Known for Jurassic Elbows, Brown Town, The Padded Palace, and The Holy King James Version; Agapé is a safe haven for child predators and abusers. Don’t be fooled, this place is nothing like prison - boys at Agapé could never achieve basic human rights. If your boy likes the school enough, he can even join the staff and intermarry with the great country folks of Agape!

Q: Have you ever thought about sending Billy to Agapé Boarding School?
A: No Way! I don’t want him to have the lifelong trauma that comes with living around those hicks.

by Pushtheground February 11, 2021

Luigi Board

Alternate name for the creepy ghost summoning thing

Can you burn a Luigi Board?

by EmberTheArsonist February 1, 2022

The Tanooki Board

A message board created by word MPMike \word when he was bored, it has now grown in to the literal Mecca for all 4 of the world's Tanooki worshipers. It is also a gathering place many of those that wish to associate with the strange Tanooki cult-like members.

As see word Tanooki /word and word MPMike /word

The Tanooki Board: we won't bite you much.

by Tanooki January 29, 2003

The Spring Board

When a Man (through much effort) inserts his flaccid penis, folded in half, inside a womans ass. Then allows it to get "Hard" while slowly unfolding into a Springing Action.

"Hey baby, your gonna feel a slight pressure."

"ok, you going for the Spring Board?"

"Yup, its in, now gimme dem boobies."

by backfromiraq January 11, 2012

bar bored/board games

Things that people use who cannot communicate to pass the time with another. Seriously Backgammon and Bourbon?

Sara knew the night was beat when her date suggested going to Frank's Place because it had bar bored/board games.

by von groovy June 22, 2019

boardword

a word scoring particularly well in board games such as scrabble, words with friends and wordfeud, due to the letters used to form it. Often used about a word seldomly seen in common usage, but the term covers all high-scoring words.

"Squiffy for 75 points? That's a real boardword you've got there."

"I'm 30 points under, I need a good boardword to take the lead again."

by gundersen February 21, 2012

Board Buddies

A click of people who all post messages on a forum, and are all virtual friends with each other through the posting. They tend to exaggerate everything they post, and post the simplest and most benign stuff just to increase their post count. When a poster from outside the click posts, the click usually attacks that poster simply because the click feels that they own the forum, and anyone else who posts is an outsider. A common way to identify a group of board buddies is to post an intelligent message, or ask a legitimite question on a board, and when 4 or 5 other posters all gang up and respond making stupid remarks, or hijack the thread and take it off the subject, you've found a group of board buddies. Board buddies have poor social skills in public, so they sit at a computer and post hundreds of messages per week on their favorite site. They also have a tendency to share everything and anything about their personal lives amongst each other forgetting the web is public. They reveal more about themselves than they would to their own families, making it very easy to figure out who they are, where they live, and what their personal lives are all about.

Smitty posted a good question on the forum, and 5 board buddies all ganged up on him and made all kind of stupid remarks that didn't even have anything to do with his question.

by Frank LaGrotto June 6, 2009