bowiejob

A secret code for anything you want. Usually a sexual cover-up.

I would love to give David Bowie a Bowiejob!

by TwigTheWonderKid January 27, 2009

Old Man Bowels

A type of strategy which will cause one to horribly lose at an Infantry Defense map in Starcraft. Refers to the 'leaking' effect one gets when ones defense is insufficient for the hordes of enemies.

"Damn your Old Man Bowels, Andy! You're leaking scourges!"

by Dhulliath April 5, 2006

Bowers

Disappearing before an event or showing up late for a meet, the name came from the major of New Malden in the late 1800s.

Let's meet at 7pm for dinner, please be there Djetey, don't do a Bowers, like you're used to do

by Toucanium August 12, 2013

bowhead

A noun meaning a girl who among other things typically wears bows in her hair or thinks its cool to do so. This specific bow-wearing girl is usually found in a suburban setting (this word was created by teens in suburban Washington D.C.). She is likely white, likely an athlete or (more likely) a cheerleader. She is certainly very ditzy, possibly sporting a fake tan, pearls or Tiffany's jewelry and any one of a myraid of painfully adorable designer handbags. She will almost certainly have a very sleek cell phone attached to her head at all times, probably has rich parents and probably has dated most of the football team... twice.

This is a term which describes a broad high school stereotype. It can be used in a derrogatory manner (although not always) it's the sort of thing you might catch the so-called 'geeks' calling you as you drive way too fast out of the parking lot in order to get home in time for the 'OC'.

"That stupid bowhead cheerleader is always making out with what's-his-name in front of my locker... bitch."

"Those idiots may have switched to wearing trucker hats but they'll always be bowheads to me."

"The only thing worse than watching George Bush speak is seeing a bowhead Republican flaunt daddy's bank account."

by lauren who writes April 12, 2006

bowel burglar

One who engages in anal sex.

Synonymous with ass burglar and butt pirate.

Bruce's boyfriend is a total bowel burglar; he'll do anything that moves.

by Hamburglar May 13, 2005

Bowel of Chiley

Bowel of Chiley is a tape-only self-released album by Mr. Bungle, circa 1987. Today it is an extremely rare collectors item. I like to think Bowel of Chiley means bowl of dodie. Go fig.

Smoke a Bowel of Chiley, mon. Mua hah hah!

by DanTheBadMan January 6, 2009

bowelfunction

any catastrophic failure of the intestinal tract, resulting in either an excessive amount of diarrhea or the complete shut down of the ability to take a crap.

Dan will be late, he is working through a major bowelfunction in the bathroom.

by robtist75 February 4, 2010