bowellick

Noun: A typical office asswipe, and/or brown-noser.

Mark is a bowellick! He'll definitely get the promotion!

by KY2 January 5, 2008

Bowel Buster

The mega sandwich of McDonalds.

When you combine a double cheeseburger and a McChicken into a single sandwich.

Dude 1: So I went to mcdonalds the other day, and for $2.14, I got a bowel buster!

Dude 2: whats that?

Dude 1: when you separate the hamburger patties and insert the McChicken. 2 hamburger patties, 1 chicken patties, 6 buns!!!

by wolbear February 24, 2009

Bowen

The universal measure of a bad travel experience. A one Bowen trip is a brief delay, while lost luggage, a cancellation with no hotel compensation, or rerouting through Tehran, might be 20 Bowen trips.

It was a five-Bowen trip: I had a middle seat, both arm-rests were broken, and the guy next to me wouldn't stop talking about his Pokemon collection the entire flight.

by rbowen2000 February 14, 2019

caffeinated bowels

Pretty much diarrhea. Your bowels seem caffeinated and hyper.

Guy 1: "I have caffeinated bowels. They won't stop moving."
Guy 2: "Damn, you have diarrhea? That shit sucks."

by freakylouise December 23, 2010

Super Bowel Monday

An event that happens the Monday after the Super Bowl, where you spend all day on the toilet pooping after eating pounds of junk food and drinking liters of beer.

*At work on the Monday after the Super Bowl*
Boss: "Hey Jason, do you know where Tim is? He was supposed to send the spreadsheets to my office an hour ago?"
Jason: "He's in the bathroom"
Boss: "Oh yeah! It's super bowel monday today!" Hold on, I think I have to go to.

by partyrockstar222 February 3, 2020

smoke a bowel

Smoking a certain amount of weed out of a pipe

Jon wanna come smoke a bowel with me

by Pussy pounder December 12, 2015

Bowels

One who has the tiniest cock who begs for pizza and fucks ogres named cierra. Mostly seen in his natural habitat, walking on the side of the road depressed and semen covered.

Hey look theres Bowels, i can smell him from here!

by BornOnaBonghit March 20, 2020