James Bond

A karate chop, usually to the back of the head.

I wanted to get into the show so I james bonded the bouncer.

by Jonrad December 28, 2005

James Bond

A british secret service agent that acquires mad ass and kills lots of things all the while keeping his cool.

James Bond in Ian Flemmings "From Russia With Love"

by Unknown December 3, 2003

bond street

The most expensive place to buy property in the world. The floor area that your feet take up is probably worth more than your shoes.

Bond street is even more expensive than that palace in Tokyo.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

Boind

To jack-off or male masturbation.

I was horny but I had no mate so I had no choice but to boind myself.

by KittyKittyLickLick12345 October 26, 2010

blunderfuck

(n), (v) blunderfuck

definition: a localized or personalized experience of a series of blunders and missteps made by others but with negative effects only resulting in a hassle for the individual quagmired in said "blunderfuck"

root: a slang derivative of "clusterfuck". a CF is much akin to the Army acronym FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition) in that both describe a chaotic situation or scene for all involved. "blunderfuck" is more a personal experience of chaotic awfulness in successive waves of instances; others may not be experiencing your blunderfucked moment.

First the kid got sick on the plane; then the airport lost our luggage which meant we couldn't change our child's soiled clothes. The car rental kiosk employee was less than appreciative of the stench of moist wet-naps and vomit that exuded from our child. Consequently we were given the worst car on the lot for driving in NYC, a beat up Dodge mini-van. AM/FM radio, tape player, no air conditioning, but at least the open windows reduced the stench. Though we weren't dressed for the occasion, we almost made it in time for your wedding. After a long wait at the tunnel, we finally reached downtown and somehow got steered into the processional of flag-waving vehicles in the Puerto Rican Pride Day Parade, leaving us well and truly blunderfucked.

by apocalypse_popsicle September 28, 2012

Blundies

Bloody underpants, from various reasons.

"Hey man check this out!"
"Ew that's gross, get your blundies away from me"

"I sharted myself last night and when I looked there was blood in there, what should I do?!"
"Hahahaha you got blundies!... Go to the doctor."

"You better go check your blundies because your farts don't smell right son."

by tml 4 life December 19, 2013

Blunder Buss Bitch Blast

An alternative name of King K. Rool's neutral B attack in the popular game {Super Smash Brothers Ultimate, as suggested by YouTuber MagikarpUsedFly. The original name was "Blunderbuss", but the change was made for comedic effect.

MagikarpUsedFly: You see, the Blunder Buss Bitch Blast is one of the greatest moves in the game. You shoot out the slowest projectile in the game, and still somehow manage to hit your opponent.

by Husbando-Sama January 27, 2019