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better place tax

A figurative tax that's imposed on people who do a job that benefits society, or as the "Silicon Valley" cliche goes, "makes the world a better place." Because more people want to do meaningful jobs than worthless ones, the pay tends to be lower. The opposite is the douchebag bonus, where someone makes more money for doing a job that contributes zero or negative value to society.
Jimmy works as as a researcher who has made significant advances in cancer treatment, but he only makes $70k a year because of the better place tax. Meanwhile, Chazz the hedge fund manager gets a huge douchebag bonus and managed to rake in $10 million last year even though all he did was lose a bunch of rich people a bunch of money.
by Nicholas D July 25, 2015
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battered horn

A sore weenie from a long night of continuous intercourse
I'm nervous to go for a round three because I've already got a battered horn
by Chieflonghorn February 28, 2018
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battery hog

Another term for, "dry cell pig" -- that is, a battery-operated device that devours batteries like there's no tomorrow.
Man this radio is a real battery hog! I just put a new set of AA cells in there half an hour ago and they're already going down the tube!
by Telephony October 8, 2018
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Battery Battle

A challenge for only the greatest (and horniest) men on Earth. A not so easy task awaits you.
The rules are simple:
1. You have your phone at 5%
2. The phone is not charging (no power saving mode)
3. Your screen brightness is all the way up
4. You have to nut before your phone dies

Good luck men.
My phone's gonna die, gotta do the Battery Battle.
James is so weak, he lost in the Battery Battle.
by Pink Fairy Armadillo November 22, 2018
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bettering

when a significant-other preens his or her loved-one in the morning, or before a party, so that the loved-one appears better socially in order to better represent the significant-other’s choice in a mate
Me: “My girlfriend keeps choosing the outfits that I wear to work, and she also combs my hair every morning.” Friend: “Yeah, she’s bettering you...”
by saucyBdog August 19, 2019
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Betterder

Kyle, you made this piece of cake betterderby adding nuts.
by step4tac August 31, 2021
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Better Loch Ness Time

The Scottish version of "Better luck next time"

Thought up by Nadia Meinertz
Oh you didn't die from playing on your stupid sack trompet while matching around in slut-uniforms? Better Loch Ness time, then
by OpelKadetja+KajBajer October 21, 2022
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