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boranges 

the present tense act of rubbishing someone
watch him as he boranges that boy to tears!
boranges by clayton b January 5, 2005
A word used in a song or book
The book contains a borning word
borning by Brad March 26, 2005

boringitis 

A common ailment in the 20-30 age range, often seen in concert with the debilitating disease called "work". Beer is often taken to cure the problem, however more resilient cases have been known to be treated with Vodka and/or other harder drugs.
G: Man, I have a bad case of boringitis today.
S: Let's go get drunk.
boringitis by xsting2 March 7, 2009

Scat-Boning 

similar to tromboning only the recipient has a severe case of the shits, and on orgasm...

(the name is a contraction of scat-tromboning, with a hint of jazz thrown in for good measure)
the giver performs a rim-job to a man from behind, at the same time as reaching around to wank him off (usual tromboning), however, in scat-boning the recipient has a severe case of the shits, and as orgasm is reached, expulsion from the colon occurs all over his partner's face, hair, head and mouth.

hepatitus-A and other vaccines may be advisable before attempting scat-boning.

Precision Boning 

Refers to the attempted anal farting of a mungaloid dawg whilst in air. With some degree of accuracy you can limit the incest damage. An example would be destroying a single sphincter by unloading the groceries all over their gramophone. In order to not damage the orifice be sure to massage and relax the rectum, to do this simply give the patient stiff meds and softly stroke their lancaster boner. If any troubles should rise, feel free to call 1800 lancaster boner, visit our website at www.kandipluggedmyhole.org.au or follow us on snapchat @Dhorseman1127
Kandi my love, lets try Precision Boning tonight?!
Playing the trombone.
I was boning last night till my lips hurt!
boning by anonymous April 10, 2004