blueberry bitch

A person who had had the umbilical cord wrapped around their neck when they were born, but is now currently alive and not (or only marginally) brain damaged. Can be used as an insult or as a loving way to tease.
My boyfriend is a blueberry bitch - he almost died when he was born!
by lizard cuddles June 10, 2019
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Blueberry Dick

Derogatory term for a Overzealous police officer.

Also known as a BD

This explains the overzealous police officers who overvalue their efforts and who believe they are more important than they are. In reality impodence better describes them. Wears bulletproof vest and pretends to a a real police officer even if they are not certified and just writing parking tickets. They talk about how fucking cool they are for driving a police car even if they cannot use it and saving the day. He then masturbates thinking of putting cuffs on a crack head from behind even if he doesn’t have arrest authority.

A BD will certainly have some sort of thin blue line flag.

A BD will wear a vest of pagers, radios, flashlights, knives, CPR pocket mask, tasers, batons, badges.
John showed up in his cruiser with police gear on even though he is not a certified officer and started writing parking tickets. John is certainly a blueberry dick
by 6601 November 21, 2019
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Glazed Blueberry Donut

The sexual act of jerking off and while cumming jamming your cock through the hole of a blueberry donut presenting it for your sexual partner.
Brandon surprised me with a glazed blueberry donut for our anniversary last week.
by PeterBoner September 27, 2018
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blueberry inflation

A type of inflation that the character eats any type of blueberry foods and inflate like a blueberry. First time it was shown in video: Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory.
by ya know? October 08, 2023
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blueberry old fashioned

When you are having anal intercourse with an abnormally hairy partner who has a dingle berry farm of great fruition, you proceed to glaze said dingle berries with your sweet baby sauce. You than consume said sweet gooodness.
Got some good blueberry old fashioned goodness last night.
by ENS berry October 18, 2018
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Blueberry muffin

Blueberry muffin is a term used that you cut urself so badly u cut ur vein
'____ was in the hospital bc they cut their blueberry muffin if ykwim'
by Lotusss October 31, 2023
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Blueberry Sunday

When your girlfriend has given you blue balls.
Later she eats icecream using ONLY her mouth off of your balls.
Dang girrl, did you have you have to add the extra banana to your blueberry Sunday.
Hey Babe ;). I made you something to eat. Come in the bedroom, your blueberry sunday is waiting for you.
by Phillip McHunt February 12, 2016
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