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Blueberry Facial

(v); when you jizz on someone’s face and then throw a handful of blueberries to see how many stick.
“Hey babe, do you want a Blueberry Facial? We can try to beat our high score.”
by InkedShy September 26, 2020
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Blueberry rough neck

When a sexual partner chooses to leave the male with a case of the blue balls. The male who experiences the blue balls will sneak up to zthe partner and rub his hurt testicles on the partners neck until chaffing occurs. Then the blue balls receiver will physically squeeze his testicles till they explode on the neck of the partner Coating the partner with semen and chaff giving it the blueberrry (blue balls) rough neck.
Hey honey better finish up, or I will give you a case of the blueberry rough neck
by Lickamybumskieeee February 9, 2015
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Blueberry Dick

Derogatory term for a Overzealous police officer.

Also known as a BD

This explains the overzealous police officers who overvalue their efforts and who believe they are more important than they are. In reality impodence better describes them. Wears bulletproof vest and pretends to a a real police officer even if they are not certified and just writing parking tickets. They talk about how fucking cool they are for driving a police car even if they cannot use it and saving the day. He then masturbates thinking of putting cuffs on a crack head from behind even if he doesn’t have arrest authority.

A BD will certainly have some sort of thin blue line flag.

A BD will wear a vest of pagers, radios, flashlights, knives, CPR pocket mask, tasers, batons, badges.
John showed up in his cruiser with police gear on even though he is not a certified officer and started writing parking tickets. John is certainly a blueberry dick
by 6601 November 21, 2019
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blueberry

a fav child of timeytime
your so innocent blueberry!
by anonymous January 11, 2022
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Blueberry Beaner

A particularly round beaner in a blue shirt or blue hoodie. They’re most commonly found in Home Depot.
Justin’s dad hired Jose and he’s a blueberry beaner
by MethWizard November 22, 2023
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Blueberry

Did you eat the blueberry?
Yes
You fat bastard
by Cigarette muncher January 9, 2024
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Blueberry

Noun
A person who comes to orgasm too quickly. Usually due to inexperience or over excitement.
"Remember that guy from the party?
He barely got the tip in. What a blueberry!"

"So I hooked up with this girl on tinder. Talk about a blueberry. I barely licked it. Great time!"
by KingPan420 December 28, 2023
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