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bloodsuck

An adjective that describes sundry heartless business practices or people. An adverb that intensifies any activity regarding heartless business practices or people.
Adjective: And then there's the "I don't wanna pay for somebody else's cancer" one. (Which you do anyway with standard bloodsuck insurance.)

Adverb: Selling that rube a sixth insurance policy was a bloodsuck thing to do, Charlene.
by Victor Cobblepot December 16, 2019
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bloodsucker

A frustrated woman, who has trouble opening her heart to a man. She spends her whole life looking for "the one" and when she finally decides to open up to someone, she sucks on them so hard, that it becomes uncomfortable for the other person; she will become over-attached.

Her beliefs are often orthodox and rigid. She believes that only way to relate to a man is by a serious relationship, followed by at least 30-year-long marriage, and if she doesn't succeed with "the one," she will blame them and will never be able to talk to them kindly and openly again.

She hates people who have casual sex, and she clearly refuses this possibility for herself, which will keep her frustrated and nervous. An open relationship is a foreign language to her. Typically, she will call people, who enjoy casual sex a fuckboi or a bitch.

After the act of sucking onto "the one", the one will usually either stay with the bloodsucker (because he is afraid to hurt her feelings) and become bored and unhappy, or he will choose to leave the bloodsucker, who will after that become even more frustred, reserved and hateful towards men.

Typical examples of frustrated expressions of bloodsuckers can be found in the top definitions of
words fuckboi or mansplainer.
Guy1: How is your relationship with Jane?
Guy2: Aw, man, I like her, she is nice and all, but she is getting too much in my face now, and I can barely have a private moment.
Guy1: I think she might be this bloodsucker kind of girl. Tell her that it's vital for a relationship when you both keep a little personal space.
by afuckboy January 11, 2020
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Bloob

Someone who is annoying you/makes you want to die in that current moment but u still love them
You are such a bloob!!
by Yummy423 February 10, 2020
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Bloodstream Blocker

A tampon used when a woman is on her period
Hailey: hey natalie, do you have a bloodstream blocker i can use?
Natalie: yeah! in the box on my desk
by theatticgirls February 17, 2020
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Bloodshot dumbass

Sarah when high and egg house also killed her bestfriend
Sarah is a bloodshot dumbass, would hate to be her!
by Niglitgod April 27, 2020
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blobs

Blobs is a word that you say with anything

Blobs gives you peace and joy

My brothers and sisters you need blobs in your amen
Blobs of Gladys
by Nkechi Monday May 1, 2020
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Blobsicko

when that booty so big you can't fit your penis in it.
"Man i didn't have sex yesterday she was so Blobsicko"
by Flemming5 May 5, 2020
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