blingee

white girls who try to photoshop there pictures but it doesnt work and they end up looking like transvestite turtles

Yo son, you see that hoes picture on her myspace it's all blingee and ish.

by Facetastic March 6, 2008

Blinger

When a person of color has red hair, a form of the word "ginger" when used towards people of caucasian skin who have red hair.

"I have seen others like me, but I have never seen a blinger before."

by Clerky October 30, 2011

Comb-Over Blonde

Brunettes, red-heads and dark-haired women who dye their hair blonde because they are embarrassed of their hair color. The color winds up growing out in a few weeks leaving them looking like zebras. Artificial and vain. The female analog of bald guys who grow out thin strands of hair on the sides in order to comb it over the top to hide their shiny tops. Term first coined by Michael Mannske in his book "Foreign and Domestic."

"I can see her dark roots from across the bar. I'm tellin' ya, man, stay away from her. She's a comb-over blonde."

by Ajax Dunn January 3, 2009

Blonde Pubes

A term used to put down someone because they're young / look young. As pubes are blonde before gaining the natural body hair colour. Occurs usually to teens going through adolescence.

'Hey can I come to the pub with you?'

a - 'NO F*CK OFF BLONDE PUBES'

by LewSuth April 8, 2008

blonde

Lets look at these definitions here. You see, blonde people dont become stupid JUST because of their hair color. For some strange reason the vast majority of people are attracted to blondes, and then they hit on them. After a while, the guys start trying and trying and trying to seduce them by giving them gifts and crap like that, which gives the girl the idea that she can have any man she wants, so she wont have to try hard in life. Stupid people are known to have little learning experiences. When a person gets everything they want, they have few learning experiences, making them stupid. It is not because of the hair dyes, or genetics, or whatever. It is THE HUMAN SOCIETY that is spoiling our blondes, which is making them really stupid.

I would appreciate the next few definitions to add on to "Bojizzles blonde theory."

by bojzzle September 18, 2004

blogger

A person who blogs as an outlet for narcissism and bad taste.

There was a time when America had intellectuals, but now all we've got are bloggers.

by Tom Finney December 16, 2008

blonde bombshell

A blonde female who is the definition of voluptuous - Grade A tits combined with a grade A ass. This woman would not be described as sophisticated by any of her peers. Men who do not know her imagine doing dirty things to her. One would not be surprised if a home made sex tape were released of said female.

1.
Andrew: "Dude, that blonde bombshell's home made porno got leaked onto the internet last night."

Carlos: "Oh, it's about time!"

2.
Andrew: "Dude, Kyle got with that blonde bombshell last night and said she was an absolute freak in the bedroom."

3.
Andrew: "Have you seen Kate Upton's cat daddy dance video?"

Carlos: "Yes, I almost jizzed myself. She is the ultimate blonde bombshell."

by Sync October 26, 2012