bazooka blast

when you bouta end a bitch life

i swear to god when she told me that shit i wanted to bazooka blast that hoe

by blondie1041 January 15, 2017

Blast Shat

To ferociously shoot diarrhea or shit from the anal part of your body and die.

"An old lady was driving and blast shat herself and died"

by Waisian March 30, 2017

blast a cig

Smoking a cigarette very fucking quickly. Usually on a break at work or between smoking bowls/blunts.

You: Blast a cig?
Me: Bet.

20 secs later...

You: Slow down! That cherry looks like a light saber!!
Me: Well shit, you're just now lighting up?

by SmopeDoker October 30, 2011

Cheeto Blasting

The act of violently waking one from their sleep (typically after a night of heavy drinking) by screaming and throwing Cheetos in the sleeper's face, leaving the victim in a confused Cheeto-residue-covered state.

"We were so drunk last night, we started cheeto blasting people who were passed out in their tents"

"Did you see Chris?"
"No, what happened?"
"He was Cheeto blasted after he passed out at the party last night"

"To make my hangover worse, I was woke by a Cheeto blast"

by WefestRager October 30, 2011

Stone Blasted

Adjective. Being in a state of considerable intoxication esp. involving multiple substances at the same time.

Yo son I am Stone Blasted off that shit!

by withinthecube December 27, 2012

BLAST WIN

To do or achieve something very difficult, unexpected.

Michee: Hey, did you FC my mom...?
Raay: OH MY GOD FC ...BLAST WIN!

by CuttingHeadz. January 13, 2010

Baja Blasted

When one is about to partake in becoming themselves in an overly intoxicated state.

"Aye ma nigga, we bouts to go get Baja Blasted tonight or what?"
"Brooo, I'm baja blasted as fuck right now!"
"This acid got me fuckin BAJA BLASTED!!!! BRO!"
"Bro, this , bro, bro listen, bro, I'm, bro no listen, bro I'm bro I'm baja blasted ok? Tell Janet to walk! You got tree fitty?"

by RealNigga2000 August 22, 2018