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Dad bike

Full dresser Harley Davidson or a big touring bike with fairing.
Given up on life and moved onto a dad bike.
by BillVonHoss April 18, 2020
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Bike sexual

when you have hardcore sex with a bike you make rusty chain babies
wow that josh is such a "bike sexual!"

what's that?
It's when you have hardcore sex with a bike that it creates rusty chain babies😏
by bikesexual123 August 6, 2020
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Bike grinding

To flip a bike upside down and siting on the tire, then pedaling to please yourself
I watched her bike grind.

I was bike grinding last night.

I'm a bike grinder
by Canidoiy September 28, 2017
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birt bike

A type of dumb ass who goes by birt bike because he's too sped to prounonce dirt bike
Hey man want to go birt biking
God your such a Brendan

Why don't you say dirt bike like everyone else you dumb sped
A type of dumb ass who goes by birt bike because he's top sped to prounonce dirt bike
by Birt Bike April 19, 2018
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mig bike

Mig Bike (or Big Mike) is that one kid who plans to be a future army soldier in high school. He seems like a tough guy in hindsight but when you get to know him he can be a real gentle giant. You might know Mig Bike as a man of strong character, he's got a tight build, tall, can perform a fifty rep lying close-grip bar curl on a high pulley effortlessly and a standing one-arm dumbbell curl over an incline bench if he's really in the mood to rip some clut. For this greased beast getting pussy is always in the utmost priority. If you're of the XX chromosomal variety and happen to cross this macho man's path, happen to smell the scent of masculinity emanating from his presence, it is by the virtue of his existence that you jism buckets.
"man that ginger in French is a real asshole"
"chill, he's just a mig bike"
by hentaii__jake June 19, 2017
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bike jerks

Bike jerks- people who ride bikes with in groups, that all wear the same close
Dad: *driving down street*
Kid: hey dad look at those people!
Dad:oh the bike jerks
by Jellybugpug June 21, 2016
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divorce bike

(n.) A ridiculously expensive bicycle which precipitates, or otherwise denotes, the dissolution of a marriage.
"This carbon fibre Pinarello is incredible, a real divorce bike."

"She told me it's over. Guess it's time for the divorce bike."
by Zack J. June 2, 2016
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