Mig Bike (or Big Mike) is that one kid who plans to be a future army soldier in high school. He seems like a tough guy in hindsight but when you get to know him he can be a real gentle giant. You might know Mig Bike as a man of strong character, he's got a tight build, tall, can perform a fifty rep lying close-grip bar curl on a high pulley effortlessly and a standing one-arm dumbbell curl over an incline bench if he's really in the mood to rip some clut. For this greased beast getting pussy is always in the utmost priority. If you're of the XX chromosomal variety and happen to cross this macho man's path, happen to smell the scent of masculinity emanating from his presence, it is by the virtue of his existence that you jism buckets.
by hentaii__jake June 19, 2017
Get the mig bikemug. by beach love May 28, 2022
Get the bike bunnymug. Jane: She follows Chad everywhere. does she even know how to ride a motorcycle?
John: Nah, she’s just his bike candy.
John: Nah, she’s just his bike candy.
by AnonymousVirgin May 24, 2022
Get the Bike Candymug. A Bike Brigader is one that styles their hair like David Bowie in Labyrinth They wear spandex with boots and has multi color hair. You can usually find a bike brigader hanging out at any local park. They usually hang out in packs. You can find them dumpster diving and they are usually vegan or vegetarian. These individuals are hard to distinguish from homeless people. They usually act like they are hard core punk but listen to bad emo music and high school music.
by littlemanor23 October 29, 2010
Get the Bike Bregadormug. by EM104 April 11, 2011
Get the Brit Bikemug. 
A rattling piece of junk.
Impractical, unsafe for any purpose and thrice stolen in the last year alone, the Berlin bike creaks ominously as you shift your weight on it. You always feel a bit anxious that you might chance upon its still-grieving former owners.
Impractical, unsafe for any purpose and thrice stolen in the last year alone, the Berlin bike creaks ominously as you shift your weight on it. You always feel a bit anxious that you might chance upon its still-grieving former owners.
by brennschluss May 9, 2013
Get the Berlin bikemug.