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Monkey Bending

When camping and you have to take a crap, you walk into the woods and find a small tree (preferably Birch). You climb up the tree until it starts to bend over. When it is about half way, you mount your legs on the main part of the tree while holding onto the rest. Then you slide your pants down and take a dump from about 4' in the air.
Man, I have to take a crap. I am going monkey bending in the woods...
by Dr Jager Dave II July 18, 2012
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Bend over and I’ll show you

Literally can answer any question no matter what it is
10 year old) “Papa, how does sex work?”
Dad) “Bend over and I’ll show you”
by Am Gay Boi March 22, 2019
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Cola Bend

by Suhiimii February 15, 2019
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Barnyard Bend

Country term for a curved cock.
That guy’s dick is bent. He’s got the old barnyard bend!
by Westhebartender March 15, 2024
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Bending the Round

1. when someone is gaining weight or slowly fading into a state of physically unfit. i.e. "I am bending the round." or "He or (She) has been bending the round." "I've been bending the round."

2. when someone has ate too much or feels stuffed after eating too much. i.e. First person: "How was dinner?" Second person: "Oh man, I'm bending the round right now." Or in reference to someone else at the table, "Man you are bending the round right now!"
fat huge eating weight full unfit Bending the Round gluttonbig stuffed
by Stewy Stew July 18, 2009
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tryna bend?

this basically means "wanna fuck?" in dumbass snapchat fuckboy language
guy: "tryna bend?"
girl: "yes/no."
by alexxorieefan21 October 12, 2025
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Bend The Cheese

A saying for when someone destroys a very delicate process; see sabotage

Verb conjugation follows “to bend”
Man: He tried to land a theeesome with his girlfriend and her best friend, but he just HAD to bend the cheese on it

Man2: Oh man, that sucks. He should have been more careful.
by FourBoysOneVan February 20, 2019
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