benchy

cool, fun, or fabulous

Person 1: Wow, I love Janet's hair today
Person 2: And her outfit! It's so benchy

by maskkim July 27, 2023

Benchnaldo

Benchnaldo was the best paid travelling bench rater in all of England during the first half of the 2022/23 season. His career peaked during the World Cup where he was benched in all knock-out games for Portugal. Sadly, his career came to an end after his owner Ten Hag kicked him out of Penchester Urinated after scoring just 1 league goal from August to January. Nowadays, Benchnaldo finds himself in a retiring home in Saudi Arabia

Sam: Someone broke into my house yesterday and stole the bench of my bench press
Josh: It must've been Benchnaldo then

by cr7isfinished October 1, 2023

nostalgic benchmark

When one person in a group or family holds on to a symbolic memory or experience with more importance than the other people involved in that experience or memory. For this person, a nostalgic benchmark holds a reference point for a significant event that is no longer significant to others who were involved in this experience or event.

A mother and son always go to a certain restaurant to eat chicken wings. As the son grows older, he no longer likes chicken wings and has no desire to eat them, but the mother insists on going back to the restaurant, which serves the chicken wings that both of them once loved. For the mother this is a nostalgic event, but for the son, who no longer eats chicken wings or likes them, this experience of going to the restaurant to eat chicken wings no longer holds any importance or nostalgia. So, for the mother this is a nostalgic benchmark, but for the son, it has no importance, or nostalgia, it has no benchmark anymore.

by merlin's memory July 25, 2011

professional bencher

Refers to any player who play team sports ( such as basketball, football, etc...) but sit on the bench for most of the time.

That dude is a real professional bencher , because he keep shooting airballs.

Bruh, that dude can't even run 10 yards with the ball, what a professional bencher

by quan267 June 2, 2016

Megan Beichler

Honestly the best girlfriend i ever had. She was cute, funny, smart, relatable pretty much everything i could ever ask for. we had many facetime "dates" and nothing made me happier then when i was with her. she was just amazing and i didnt deserve her and she didnt reallyw deserve me i was a bad kid. and when we broke up it was months before i got over her. when we brokeup i still texted her but it just wasnt the same i ended up becoming worse then i already was. but overall the best girlfriend i will have.

you wanna facetime babe megan beichler: ofc babyyy ily

by ILOVEUMEG November 8, 2020

spanking bench

a bench for women and men to lie down in order to receive some sexual spanking

My husband tied me to the spanking bench and used the spanking paddle until my ass was flaming red.

by hxrnyslxt April 12, 2021

Super-binchicken

Extra large ferocious bin juice addict
Produced from a wazzle and a gronk having them and intimate relations and producing spawn that is outlawed

An example of this would be oh my god that festily fungal and that's Chos hooked up and had a baby it's an abomination super-binchicken

by Sircooksyaalot June 4, 2021