Johnson Beard

Pubic hair that has grown longer than one's right thumb.

Dude, my Johnson beard looks like the Amazon jungle during the summer

by Mr. handfart January 10, 2011

Ear Beard

When the hair in a man's (or woman's) ear becomes so coarse and bountiful, that it resembles a normal facial beard. It needs constant grooming and trimming.

Praful's ear beard has gotten so out of control that you can no longer see his ear, only the hair that covers it. Praful shaves it monthly, but his ear beard 5 o'clock shadow is apparent by the next day.

by Taterbutthole October 26, 2010

Fecal Beard

When someone doesn't wash their hands after pooping and then puts their hands on your face.

Sally, please don't rub the stubble on my face if you haven't washed your hands after going #2, because you've now given me a fecal beard and I have to disinfect my face.

by jennacola March 8, 2013

beard second

The unit of distance. The length the average beard grows in one second.

That race was like 4 billion beard seconds!

by Thinkingray May 16, 2014

Bearded Stranger

When a woman sits reverse cowgirl style on the face of a bearded man, making it impossible to see anything but his beard. His nose may or may not end up in her butthole.

I had fun being her bearded stranger last night.

by bkmon3y April 30, 2014

catnip beard

A man's beard that is so attractive women (or men) cannot control their impulse to touch, stroke, or rub themselves against it, similar to how cats find catnip irresistible.

Foley's got a real catnip beard; whenever I see him I just can't keep my hands off of it!

by figurista June 7, 2014

Satan's Beard

The pubic hair of a redhead female full bush in the shape of a triangle. Resembles a goatee of witch would be expected to be seen on Satan's chin.

"That redhead girl dropped her panties and I caught a glimpse of Satan's Beard"

by Jack369 June 29, 2014