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A little bum who has a wierd thing for cats, he never sees the light if day unless he's forced to in school, he loves valorant and other pc games, don't trust him he's not sane.
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Guy 1: Hey you know that guy benjamincorgi?
Guy 2: Yeah, I hate him! He left in the middle of our comp game, and I got demoted to plat 2!
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Get the Benjamin mug.Benjamin surplice is a name derived from the small and desolate yet culturally-rich country of "zimbabwe" this is where he was born and raised by champion fortniter "Barrack Obama". he passed his skills on to ben as a child and went on to die a terrible death due to "AIDS" a terrifying disease transmitted by Dwayne johnson. With the crushing sadness of his fathers death, ben moved to Australia to attend the school AB shiterson. This is where he discovered his intense love and yearning for "MEN" after years of giving sloppy toppy and clapping cheeks he was eventually 200 pumped by "AIDS". like his father, he dies from the sickness. five years later a man named "jesus" got his reboot card and rezed him, bringing him back to life. If you have ever met Benjamin Surplice, then we both know he gave you a BJ
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P2- no? not really, why?
P1- im kinda worried man, what if it's something... bad?
P2- have you talked to benjamin surplice recently???
P1- yeah... yeah i did do that.
P2- *puts his hand on shoulder*
P1- he... he got you too, didn't he?
P2- *nods head*
P1- *goes in for the kiss*
P2- *rips his balls off*
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P2- no? not really, why?
P1- im kinda worried man, what if it's something... bad?
P2- have you talked to benjamin surplice recently???
P1- yeah... yeah i did do that.
P2- *puts his hand on shoulder*
P1- he... he got you too, didn't he?
P2- *nods head*
P1- *goes in for the kiss*
P2- *rips his balls off*
P1- yessirrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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