Bassam

dude who acts gangsta... friendly... Has strange relations with his friends mostly homosexual in nature. Loves pussy! Most likely fucked your girl, and every girl u know ... he is also a hairy beast... he is also never serious and doesnt get mad very easily and ...... SMOKES WEED ERR DAY .. i mean hardcore .,.. like i never seen him not high before in fact he is right beside me right now smoking a joint lol :P

Stranger: Ayo Bassam .. whatchu fink bout the rap game right bout naw ?
Different stranger interrupts: WHAT IS AN AREOLA ?

Bassam: It's the area around ya nipple
*inaudible verse*
Boy Makzilla made this official
Boy don't trip, Don't pull your pistol
Know what I'm sayin, Say huh
*/inaudible verse*
(Huh)

by MaryJane519 January 26, 2011

Basement Furnace

When one slices the cap off of a hot pepper and uses it to apply the burning irritant to the rim of a girl's asshole, finishing by inserting said pepper into the vaginal crevasse.

Mildred mentioned that she wanted to spice up our sex life...so Thaddeus gave her the Basement Furnace

by The Boondock Saints October 22, 2008

Basement Ninja

A person(usually a teenager) who rarely sees the light of day and spends his time playing videogames ranging from: Modern Warfare 2 to World of Warcraft.

Me: Dude, I was enjoying a casual game of Modern Warfare 2 when this 10th Prestige dropped into my game and fucked everyone up.
Friend: What a fuckin Basement Ninja.

by KillerKore13 December 12, 2009

Basement gay

A gay person who doesn’t even know that he’s gay yet.

Oh yeah, Brad’s a basement gay for sure. Everyone already knows it except himself.

by KCST December 31, 2017

Basement feeder

A subterranean species.

Kevin is a couch potato, a coward, and a basement feeder.

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

Basement Baron

A semi hairless unemployed thirty something white guy who has taken up refuge in his families basement and refuses to move out in spite of his parents repeated requests. Holed up and supplied only with Cheetos, an Xbox 360, and a extensive collection of pornography. With his orange stained hands and penis, he can be easily identified by his scraggly neck beard, pale skin, and sunken eyes. He can often be heard slamming his door and shouting " Fuck you mom, get out of my room !" Also known as a cellar dweller or basement boy.

That fucking basement baron is late again, I don't know why his parents don't kick him out !

by Professor gouddick March 8, 2019

Baasem

Baasem is a guy who is though he is the most-brilliant supervillain the world has known, Megamind.
Megamind's Species are a fictional sapient race of aliens which first appear in DreamWorks' animated film Megamind. They are now mostly extinct and the last, most famous member of them is Baasem himself.

"ohhhhhhh shiiiiiii it's a baasem!"
"Nah g it's an ogre."

by Yourmastershawntony June 26, 2019