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baked lay

Refers to an act of sexual intercourse during which the speaker was under the influence of marijuana.
Jessie and Joe got so stoned last night, then they took their clothes off and had a baked lay.
by Al Hakayfak October 5, 2009
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Basketball ass

Firm,round,nice,perfect ass that looks like a basketball.
She's got a nice basketball ass for a white girl
by Ruy Blas July 6, 2014
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Vampire-Based Programming

Television shows that prominently feature vampires, werewolves, and other supernatural beings. Includes, but is not limited to, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "Angel". Used to denote such programs without violating copyright or intellectual property rights. Abbreviated "VBP".
Did you see what happened on Vampire-Based Programming last night?

Rimmi was crestfallen because VBP was pre-empted for a presidential address.
by Pharaoh Mobius December 9, 2003
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donkey basketball

A variation of the infamous "Donkey Punch", Donkey Basketball is when you're engaged in anal sex and at the moment of ejaculation, you slam the receiver's head repeatedly into the wall or bed (for the beginners) similar to dribbling a basketball. If done correctly, the receiver's anal cavity will tighten, their body will convulse, and a concussion will be imminent. This will allow you to orgasm in a spectacular fashion.
Why is there a backboard over your bed? For Donkey Basketball.

This is the fourth Donkey Basketball related death this week.
by iamtherealdancingbanana January 10, 2014
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based movement

living the way of life swaggin too the fullest not caring what people say or think wear act or do what you want inspired by the BASEDGOD Lil B swagg!
guy 1: swagg!!
guy2: whoo!

based movement

living the based live swaggin too the 5th power
by ibased October 30, 2010
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basketball jones

A person who is obsessed with anything related to basketball: playing and watching.
That kid is the biggest basketball jones I've ever seen! He's a balla!
by Hobbes123 July 26, 2005
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baked in the cake

1) a situation that is so involved and interwoven which is basically impossible to be fully extricated
2) Something which is so obvious or basically impossible to avoid
3) already reflected in a stock's market price by the expected information such as projected earning or unconfirmed news report
A serious global recession is baked in the cake
The dilemma of long-lasting unemployment rate is baked in the cake
The interest hike at the Fed's next meeting is baked in the cake
by vanderpol September 5, 2010
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