Baptists

A large denomination in the religion of Christianity that has smaller factions such as Missionary Baptists and Southern Baptists. This is not a denomination that is predominantly composed of Southern Whites, contrary to popular beliefs and opinions. Instead, it is a widespread religion that is practiced by many people here (Ohio River Valley) in the Midwest, the Northeast, all of The North, the West Coast, and even over in Europe. It is one of many Protestant (Non-Catholic) groups that are Christian, are being Baptist is also a great thing to be.

Baptists are devout Christians who know Jesus is the Savior as well as the only son of God. They go by the teachings of the Bible, worship God AND Jesus, and have accepted Jesus into their heart and experience the miracles and love of God, who is the ONE AND ONLY true god.

by The Kentucky Yankee December 8, 2004

Landover Baptist

A fictional religion based on false hope and lies. Takes advantage of the unknowing and relies on bashing all other religions in the effort to promote the agenda of making money and building its cult.

"Followers" of this religion get high on bashing, are hypocrites and hide their hatred towards others with fake "God Bless" notes.

Do not believe their lies, do not donate, do not follow.

I saw the Landover Baptist member spitting on a Jew and suck the finger of Chris Harper, all on the same street corner.

by M_M_L_J April 16, 2010

Dog In A Bathtub

The true meaning of attemting to instert your dick and nuts into a girl's lubed up ass and atttemting to keep them in. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

person 1: did you hear about Nik
person 2: no what happened
person 1: he did a dog in a bathtub to jess
person 2: hahahahahaha

by demon slayer 69 November 20, 2016

St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School

A Catholic High School located on Long Island. It has very strict rules, stuck up kids, horrible flight attendant-esque uniforms, REALLY stuck up kids, and a knack for spreading rumors. Everyone hates on one another and will do anything to save themselves from getting socially wrecked. Once you enter there, you change. Everyone is shallow and no one makes it out innocently. No one learns anything because everyone's too busy with gossip. The minds of the kids are controlled by the "popular" kids, so no one thinks for themselves. Quite sad, actually. Also, if you dye your hair, you can get expelled or some shit like that. No one is accepted unless you like to give head to stupid boys who are going to dump you anyway. In short, if you go there, you're screwed.

Also see: Hitler Youth, mean girls, Chinese water torture, Concentration camp

Girl One: i can't believe he dumped me right after school started! he was that ashamed of me.
Girl two: well, does he go to St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School?
Girl one: yeah...
girl two: hmph. figures.

Teacher: and so, Hitler formed concentration camps because he was highly discriminatory against all non-germans and jews.
Smartass student: so he went to St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School, right?!

by ohheyihateyou July 30, 2009

bapsting

to do something cool or crazy.

corey was caught jumping off his roof into his neighbors window.
jake said that was so bapsting

by your mom in the bathroom November 27, 2005

Bashturk

A state of ill health.

I feel bashturk.
I feel like absolute bashturk.
I feel like a bash on rice.

by Stuey423 February 27, 2007

baptize the car

When you baptize the car you exceed 100 mph for the first time.

You should baptize the car right now!

by mbergy April 18, 2018