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australian burger music fortnite

when your shitting and 4 people fall through your roof and start dabbing and flossing
woah bro i just had a AUSTRALIAN BURGER MUSIC FORTNITE while i took a fat shit

Australian map 

A pseodo-ratchase
The kids were having a sock party in the daughter's room making too much noise so there mom walked in and said "stop that now, an old man will use a long sock and go a long way for an Australian map
Australian map by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

Australian Sloth Taco

An old Australian lady’s hairy vagina with moss on the pubic hair.
“Yea man, I ate some Australian Sloth Taco last night.”

Australian doomer

A very special kind of doomer.

Aussie doomers may enjoy drinking (Victoria Bitter and Carlton is a popular choice), hanging around Coles or Ampol at night, playing video games and listening to heavy music. Doomer bands from Aus include Icehouse, Cold Chisel, Bee Gees and Nick Cave.

Usually have a more rugged appearance, including kmart clothes, flannel shirts and faded jeans, perhaps with piercings and tattoos.

May be on Centrelink payments or working as a wagecuck at factories, McDonalds, retail or as an apprentice/student if they're on the bloomer journey.

They tend to be isolated, live a pretty aimless existence and don't always see a place for themselves in this world.

Stay strong guys.
Alex to friend: "I haven't heard about Daryl in years, I wonder what he's gotten up to?"

Friend: "I heard he gave up and now plays video games in an old farmhouse on the outskirts of town"

Alex: "Sounds like Dazza's gone full Australian doomer!"

Friend: "now now, we all have an Australian doomer inside of us"

Australian army cadets 

Australian army cadets by Bucharest September 13, 2023

Australian chink 

A yellow slanted-eyes person who always had dreams about migrating to Australia.

But he/she become a nuisance & pest to Australia once he migrated to it
(At one Australian airport)

Bobby: Hey look! That person is so fucking happy to reach Australia now

Michael: He will be an Australian chink soon. What a loser he is...(rolls eyes & walk away)