I ate doorknob

When you did awful but attempted to be positive about it while being toxic towards yourself at the same time

I ate doorknob last night

by Mupmup2424 July 03, 2023

My goldfish ate my homework

A great excuse for not doing your homework
Works better if you don't have a fish

Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."

by ilikepotatosandurmom October 08, 2021

ATS

Acronym for "apes together, strong," a line from Caesar in The Planet of the Apes. Originally signed in ASL I'm guessing.

AAW, ATS; Ape Alone: Weak, Apes Together: Strong

by ohmyjesusfuck August 11, 2024

ATS

Best upcoming collective. Watch out

“Wait aint that ATS”

by Zombieslayyer May 23, 2025

ats

awkward teenage sex

hey jerry, you down for ats?!?!?

by edgeteen82 July 20, 2017

ats

all the same

Chocolate, pudding, pannacotta, they just damage your teeth, ats...

by pannacottalover November 28, 2021

ats

all the same

These bugs are all over the place!
Yeah fam ats

by pannacottalover November 28, 2021