Armageddon

1. The theory of the apocalypse.
2. A crappy movie

1. Those people at the Bapti-Dome are ready for Armageddon!
2. Armageddon suck ass!

by TheRubberDucky October 12, 2003

Armageddon Dildos

1. Cold War slang for Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles.

2. Early 90's German EBM/Industrial Band. Songs include: East West, Homicidal Maniac, Never Mind, & Big Tits (Russ Meyer Version).

1. Those commies are gonna be shootin' armageddon dildos at america!

2. I just saw Armageddon Dildos live! Fuckin' good EBM show!

by Ogopogo May 7, 2009

ARMANI

That girl named Armani is so fly, she got tha dopest name in the whole fukin world.

"Armani is the finest & flyest baby girl around, chea chea."

by ARMANI December 22, 2004

Armageddon

The act of violent anal sex, wherein the man's penis penetrates through the woman's rectal wall and enters her vagina.

I thought anal with Ryan's mom Adair was great, but then I really put some effort into it, and I was able to achieve armageddon. Unfortunately she defecated through her vagina for a week.

by pungmagic January 2, 2012

Armagado

1. An enormously large and powerful tornado that can easily destroy a town.

2. A tornado that is part of a Tormageddon.

Oh man, the town is gone! An Armagado passed through it.

by Leonard L. Church June 3, 2012

Armanian

The Ottoman Empire was a multi-ethnic, multi-religious empire that at its height spanned from the Danube River in Europe, to North Africa, to as far as the Caucasus and Iraq. In accordance with the laws of the Koran, the rights of all minorities were respected.In the years leading up to World War I, however, the Ottoman Empire grew increasingly weak, and provinces began to secede. When World War I began, the Ottomans sided with the Germans, and the German defeat left the Ottomans in shambles. Armenians joined with the Russian forces, and grouped into guerrilla bands. They began attacking the Turkish Army in the rear, and even before the Russo-Armenian forces arrived, they succeeded in capturing Van, massacred its entire Muslim population, and razed the entire city. They then proceeded to “soften up” the area, and in the process killed thousands of Turks and Kurds. After much hesitation, the Ottomans decided to relocate the Armenian communities to Syria, Lebanon and Iraq, which at that time were still Ottoman provinces. Ottoman archives chronicling this decision show that this decision was not punitive, and that Ottoman soldiers were ordered to escort the Armenians and protect them from any vigilantes. As it turned out, though, this decree had tragic consequences, not just due to the warfare in the region, but due to disease, harsh weather, exposure and hunger. However, a few facts should be noted. First, most Armenian casualties occurred in regions where Ottoman control was the weakest. Secondly, a great many Turks and other Muslims also died from the same causes. Thus, there was neither any planned execution of Armenians, nor such an intention.Demographic studies by Professor Justin McCarthy show that roughly 600,000 Armenians died during the struggles as compared to almost 3 million Muslim deaths. Vartanian claims that 1.5 million Armenians were killed -- however, according to census figures of the British as well as the Ottomans, there were never more than 1.3 million Armenians in Anatolia

Vartanian claims that 1.5 million Armenians were killed. However, according to census figures of the British as well as the Ottomans, there were never more than 1.3 million Armanians in Anatolia

by Osm@n March 28, 2007

armani

A theological position that holds:
1- People are partially depraved and can still perform one act (faith in Christ) of their own free will that is pleasing to God.
2- People are elected unto salvation on the condition that they posess saving faith.
3- Christ's death payed the penalty for the sins of every individual of mankind.
4- Individuals with the capacity to freely choose either saving faith or rejection of God (such capacity being the result of prevenient Grace), may in the end decide to damn themselves by not having faith, thereby rejecting God's gracious influence, and thus God's offer of mercy in Christ's sacrifice.
5- A person who has saving faith may forfeit his salvation by rejecting God and Christ's work at a later point in time.

The Armani race contains many famous members: Cornelius Van Swill, Greg Bonehead, Eggbert Mahler Jr., Yaacov R Blanche, Purr Locs, and of course, Dr. James R. Minivan of Alfalfa and Ortega Miniseries, who invented the whole concept in the first place.

by SMODNUK October 1, 2007