Alabama ear waffle

When he thinks it's a good idea to ejaculate on your head, and it's not. Days later, after not Q-tipping properly, white waffle shaped debris falls from the ear commonly during Sunday brunch.

At Sunday brunch, Erin's Dad sees something fall from Erin's ear. He picks it up with his finger. ERIN'S DAD: (to Erin) "Look pumpkin, looks like a dead piece of skin. Someone needs to moisturize." ERIN'S MOM: "Oh, she moisturizes alright." Erin looks to her mother stunned. Meanwhile, unbeknownst to ERIN'S Dad, the "dead piece of skin" falls into his bottomless Mojito. He takes a drink. Erin's mom laughs, "Hey, lemme know how that Alabama ear waffle tastes." Erin and Erin's Mom high five and crack up laughing.

by Terio Marin May 19, 2016

Alabama goat rope

When you wake up in a Mexican jail cell with your asshole on fire and a failed clown, a masked luchadore, and your 7th grade gym teacher from twenty years ago smile creepily at you.

Marco wakes up confused by his surroundings. MARCO: " Oh my god, I'm in jail and my asshole is on fire." The Failed clown toots his clown horn twice. FAILED CLOWN: "Congratulations... you've just experienced an Alabama goat rope. And you're in Mexico." MARCO: "Is that Mr. Hines, my 7th grade gym teacher? FAILED CLOWN: " Yes, he's the reason for your burning asshole." A masked luchadore squeezes the clown horn. Everyone laughs...except Marco.

by Terio Marin June 19, 2016

ababacar

the king of the word, cool kid he is siting next to you

some named ababacar is awesome

by cartopping November 21, 2016

Alabama death penalty

When an obese woman jumps on top of you naked smothering you to death.

That fat bitch gave him the Alabama death penalty!

by Golddiggingwhore December 9, 2016

Alabama ice pop

When your cousin pees into a condom and freezes it overnight and you cut the ends and share it with your sibling

It was really hot, so my sister and I had an Alabama ice pop

by Herpesbacon January 25, 2017

Alabama Fist Fest

the art of dilating ones anus, while a group of at least 3 flamboyantly dressed rugged men skillfully sliding their muscular fists (all at once) into the lucky participant's anus while blowing their party horns.
both figuratively and literally.

one guy: Hey man, I heard you had a crazy night yesterday, what happened? Why's Tim on a wheelchair??
second guy: You have no idea bro, we just came back from the gym when Tim brought up this fine bottle of quality vaseline, the rest of us dressed with Tuxidos and gave him the best Alabama Fist Fest ever!

by alabamaking March 28, 2017

Arab Jew

A middle eastern Jew.

"Why is that Arab wearing a Yarmulke?"
"He must be an Arab Jew!"

by the walking DICKtionary April 10, 2017