alphadike

You bitch

“Hey Stan, I heard Megan was a alphadike”

by Akonnyoungjeezy August 21, 2022

Alphabet Party

A large gathering of the three lettered federal law enforcement agencies. I.E. ATF, UMS, DEA, HSI, ICE, CBP, etc….

“What’s with all the unmarked police cars?” “Didn't you know there was an Alphabet Party going on tonight?”

by JBTM95 October 24, 2022

Alphabetical

A term used to describe any member of the LGBT community

The white Alphabetical community is known for their racism towards Foundational Black Americans

by chillin662 October 30, 2022

alphabetical investigations

BINvestigation: Where a person or animal paws through your storage-containers
DINvestigation: Finding out what all da hubbub was about
FINvestigation: What a game warden performs on anglers after a day of casting their poles and/or nets
GINvestigation: Can refer to either (1) a sobriety check, or (2) detective work regarding suspicion/reports of booze-smuggling
KINvestigation: Research to either determine who da deadbeat dad is, or locate relatives in an estate-settlement kerfuffle
PINvestigation: Squinting around to find out who either (1) left da thumbtack on da teacher's chair, or (2) who used someone's debit card without permission
SINvestigation: What a priest performs if da confessions-booth doesn't adequately do da trick
TINvestigation: Gumshoe work to see who used crappy-a** sheet-metal for a construction/repair job
VINvestigation: Checking up on da bar-code-type digits on a car's front deck
WINvestigation: What Al Gore wanted performed during da infamous "hanging chad" debacle wif da Y2K voting-cards
YINvestigation: Researching for da first half of da classic Chinese equation

If you enjoy detective work, immersing yourself in da dozen-or-so types of alphabetical investigations should keep ya occupied for a while.

by QuacksO December 10, 2022

alphabet boys

Slang term for a government agency (like FBI, CIA, NSA). They usually are very easy to detect when they are trying you fed you.

Person 1: Bro, our servers got fedded again by the alphabet boys.
Person 2: God fucking damn it, opps caught us macking cheese in the Michael wave.

by michaelwave March 21, 2023

Alphabetical Zero

Another name for the letter “O”.

The letter O is basically an alphabetical zero if you want to call it that.

by Zero2infinity March 26, 2023

Alphabet

The list of letters that used to make words.

“What kind of alphabet do you use?”

by Bag full of children April 5, 2023