When you cum in a girls ass, then demand said female to fart it out into your hand. You then proceed to smack her in the face with your cummy hand. Thus, The Alaskan Snow Crab.
by Robdasauto November 11, 2009
Get the Alaskan Snow Crab mug.When you step in your own ejaculation, usually aiming to coat the bottom of your foot in it. Then you place said foot in a females face and she licks the ejaculate off the bottom of your foot.
Jeff: I'm going to the University of Alaska
Chris: What is there to do in Alaska?
Jeff: Well, you can snow shoe
Chris: I gave your sister an Alaskan Snow Shoe!
Chris: What is there to do in Alaska?
Jeff: Well, you can snow shoe
Chris: I gave your sister an Alaskan Snow Shoe!
by AlaskanSnowShoeWHORE July 15, 2009
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Tom: Oh man I finally balled that Eskimo chick Cikuq this morning.
Johnson: Shit man! Don't you know she's a North Alaskan Deadliest Snatch.
Tom: OH FUCK!
Johnson: Shit man! Don't you know she's a North Alaskan Deadliest Snatch.
Tom: OH FUCK!
by Drpun May 18, 2009
Get the North Alaskan Deadliest Snatch mug.Filling a person(s) butthole with boiling water and then having them emitting the water from their asshole spraying your face and melting off the outer layer of skin.
by Geyser Finder March 6, 2011
Get the Alaskan Geyser mug.During some hardcore 3-way intercourse, with 2 obese black men and a white chick...the black men sandwich her (one dick in her vag and one dick in her asshole) while the moose whips her with twizzlers, while someone is stuffing her face with waffles...black men love sugar.
Moose: Last night, I participated the Alaskan Waffle Sandwich Twizzlerwhip Moose with your mom...IT WAS NASTY!
by Humphreyyyyyyyyyyyyyy August 15, 2011
Get the Alaskan Waffle Sandwich Twizzlerwhip Moose mug.Noun - when an Alaskan stripper gives you a lap dance & leaves a streak down your pant leg.
Can also be used with any state or town!
Can also be used with any state or town!
Man, I got this killer lap dance last night at the titty bar. The bitch gave me one helluva Alaskan Paint Job!
by Rusty Sheriff's Badge May 28, 2011
Get the Alaskan Paint Job mug.Shoot your load into the girls mouth pinch her lips and smack her in the back of the head so it comes out like two tusks
by Rosscopicotrain January 8, 2009
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