Tanned Albert

Dipping the end of ones penis into a large tub of fake tan. The desired result being an orange tip to an otherwise white shaft.

Have you heard what Jake has done to his lad ? he dipped it in a vat of st tropez, a propper Tanned Albert / Tangotip

by zuggerpest October 15, 2018

Summer_Albert

Kid that never goes outside, only plays hypixel 17 hours a day, quests but isn't even good at it, values meaningless leaderboards over real money or anything else whatsoever, will not stop asking oSkill to help with mw ap

Summer_Albert needs to go outside bro
Person 2: fr Ong bro

by IcyWristoSkill May 10, 2023

doubt it albert

Means 'I highly doubt that, my friend' or 'that is not true'. Similar to saying "Whatever Trevor"

John: "Hey Peter, you owe me $50!"

Peter: "Doubt it Albert! I don't owe you diddlysquat"

by Manu Vatuvei August 8, 2010

St. Albert

A small city where everyone thinks their hot shit, G's, Drug dealers, and good fighters.
This specific city is full of drama, and gossip, There is constant beef between groups, and schools, theirs alot of stds going around in st.albert because everyone enjoys sleeping with their whole group, and its a town people like to get out of.

St. Albert Kids don't do anything but blow their money on drugs and nice cars because their spoiled little assholes.

by Wellthan March 4, 2009

St. Albert

The Town Of Bwian

"Hey man have you been to the town of bwian yet? it's also known as St. Albert, it's a pretty neat place!"

by The Genius Dude September 15, 2011

Prince Albert Poohoes

1. A Prince Albert Poohoes occurs when one farts into a butt plug, but the anal contractions restrict the fart from escaping, causing your head to explode.

2. A butt plug with a chain attached, connected to a Prince Albert dick hole piercing. When farted into, the resulting pressure travels the path of least resistance to the brain, where resulting explosion(s) occur.

"Hey guys, what happened to Maui?"
"What you diddn't hear? Trash gave him the Prince Albert Poohoes and his eyes popped out of his head!"

by Albert Poohoes April 5, 2013

St. Albert

Located northwest of Edmonton, Alberta, is a dump specifically for french white trash also known as St. Albert. St. Albert is full of teen shitheads who will swear at you in French if you kick their sorry assholes in any sport. Their lockers at school are more messier than the dumpster fires in their trailer parks because of all the French onion soup and baguettes they have in their lockers. Another name for St. Albert is Doucheville.

Oh yeah, St. Albert is full of fuckwagons!

by Gursehajtheduck November 21, 2018